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The Gassy Geezer Thread

Yes,like a good brew, SAURKRAUT tastes so good but too much makes you feel so bad the next day. :shake:
 
Yes with all this gas, as I said before, we should be able to solve America's energy problems.
 
I was told to eat the pork and "Killer KRAUT" or else it will spoil. I can't take no more.
 
I just want to say that this thread is Gross! But amusing :jester:
 
I just ripped one that sounded like the horn on one of the Tripods in War Of The Worlds ... !!!
😀
 
I'm going to try describing the various sound types that farts come in. Here goes...

"Fwap-fwap-fwappa-fwappa-fwap!!" and "Plthrrrrrrrrrlllllll!" and "Blop-blop-blop-blop-blop!!" and "BRIIIIIIIMP!!" and "BRRRRROTHULLLLLL!!" and "Ploopa-ploopa-ploopa-ploopa-plooooooo!" and "FREEEEEEEEEEEMP!!" All I can think of for now. Anyone else? 🙂
 
From http://www.heptune.com/farts.html:

Why do farts make noise?

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. 😛
 
A wise man once stated the obvious:

"It's better to fart and bare the shame, then

not to fart and bare the pain!"
 
amk714 said:
From http://www.heptune.com/farts.html:

Why do farts make noise?

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. 😛
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It takes a LOT to impress me these days, but this did. And I have five dollars in my pocket (back pocket) that says you can invent the formula, AMK, something with Velocity equaling something.
 
My new car has seats, which, at the flick of a button, will heat up (diffusion, conduction, convection?) Don't know the principle, but it's sweet riddle to ponder, lemme tell ya.. It kind of "milks" the fa*ts out and cooks em too. :firedevil :justlips:
 
osco89 said:
This stomach flu is giving me a whole new world of cramps and GAS! :cry1:
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You sound like you need a ride in Blondie's new car!

:couch:

Hope that's improving, BTW...
 
Passing gas is no fun when you are sick. 🙁 Get well soon, Osco. 🙂
 
Thanks for your humerous remarks DR. Bill and amk. it cheered me up and I feel better.
 
Actually, I was serious when I posted that. But I'm glad you found humor in my comments. 😀
 
I always try and find humor when something gives me gas or makes me sick to my stomach. 😀
 
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