The Gassy Geezer Thread

[isabeau]

Yes but boy was it ever GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

omg i just might hurl lol............

isabeau 😀

 

[milagros317]

They were excellent. 😱

I'm glad to hear that. 😀

 

[blondie46]

http://www.wimp.com/candlefart/ 😛

LOLOL....the one with the grannie shooting (click "previous") is a riot too.
*frantically looks for lighter*

 

[milagros317]

I woke up gassy again today. 😀

 

[Michael514]

I hope the "gas" after this batch of "KRAUT" and pork will be merciful.

 

[milagros317]

Gas is a natural part of life. 😀

 

[Michael514]

Gas is one thing, but self inflicted and painful like this is ludicrous.

 

[milagros317]

Perhaps that's because saurkraut is an unnatural creation. 😛

 

[Michael514]

So is half the other *&@#* gassy things I eat.

 

[amk714]

Gas is a natural part of life. 😀

Yes. Life is good when gas is a part of it.

 

[blondie46]

This is the most disgusting thought, but if a person was unable to f;;t, a stalk of celery may be able to sub as a rectal tube, and allow the person to relieve HIMself.

 

[milagros317]

How did celery get into this thread? Yuck.

 

[Michael514]

I am paying big time for eating pork and SAURKRAUT for the past two days, now there is more on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[milagros317]

Passing gas can be quite a relief. 😀

 

[Michael514]

I had to pass on the pork and "KRAUT" sent to me today.

 

[milagros317]

I woke up gassy this morning. 😀

 

[Michael514]

I am still feeling the effects of two days worth of SAURKRAUT.

 

[milagros317]

Amazing that the effects lasted that long. 😱

 

[Michael514]

I finished it off last night, and there was more delivered today!

 

[amk714]

Passing gas can be quite a relief. 😀

And how.

 

[Michael514]

No more "KRAUT" for a while.

 

[blondie46]

this is my favorite thread....

 

[milagros317]

I am gassy again today. 😀

 

[Michael514]

I am still feeling the effects from "Killer KRAUT"!

 

[milagros317]

That must have been high fiber saurkraut. 😀