The Gassy Geezer Thread

[Michael514]

Accidentally, a few times maybe, but never intentional.

 

[leafstk]

Are you old buzzards STILL gassy?!

 

[amk714]

Not me, Leaf! I'm a YOUNG buzzard who's gassy. 😛

 

[amk714]

Accidentally, a few times maybe, but never intentional.

You're quite the gentleman, Osco. More wives should have husbands like you. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I woke up gassy this morning. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Long live the gas!!!

 

[amk714]

I've been passing gas quite a bit today. I think those tacos I ate earlier might be the cause. 😛

 

[ShiningIce]

Congratulations Alex!!! 🙂

 

[amk714]

Congratulations Alex!!! 🙂

Um, thanks. I guess. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I woke up gassy this morning. 😀

 

[Michael514]

I woke up gassy too.

 

[blondie46]

I haven't had any lately. 😡

 

[milagros317]

That is very sad, Blondie46. 🙁

 

[ShiningIce]

Have no fear. For shall be gassy once more.

 

[milagros317]

I am gassy again today. 😀

 

[blondie46]

My mother is cooking beans today. I know they will be burning candles.

 

[milagros317]

I like baked beans. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Beans beans

Are good for the heart

The more you eat

The more you fart

The more you fart

The better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal

 

[milagros317]

That is a fine poem. 😀

 

[amk714]

My mother is cooking beans today. I know they will be burning candles.

http://www.wimp.com/candlefart/ 😛

 

[milagros317]

Let us know how you liked the beans, Blondie46. 😀

 

[Michael514]

All I have to say is,"with all the saurkraut I ate yesterday America's gas shortage is solved.

 

[isabeau]

All I have to say is,"with all the saurkraut I ate yesterday America's gas shortage is solved.

um tmi wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much tmi lol

isabeau

 

[Michael514]

um tmi wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much tmi lol

isabeau

Yes but boy was it ever GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

 

[blondie46]

Let us know how you liked the beans, Blondie46. 😀

They were excellent. 😱