The Gassy Geezer Thread

[blondie46]

I have hemohorrids and they FLAP when I f**t. In January they'll be surgically removed tho, (RUBBER BAND METHOD...ouch).

 

[milagros317]

Alas, I have had them and know the pain. 🙁

 

[ShiningIce]

Gassiness should be fun and free-flowing. 🙂

Not painful 🙁

 

[milagros317]

Yes, it should be fun. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Hmm I wonder how gassy elephants are.....

 

[amk714]

Hmm I wonder how gassy elephants are.....

From http://www.heptune.com/farts.html:

Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. 😛

 

[ShiningIce]

Wow I had no idea gas had such a sub-culture

 

[milagros317]

I woke up gassy today. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Well done Milagros! Enjoy 🙂

 

[milagros317]

Fortunately, nobody else is here to smell it. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Perhaps one day they will give awards for being gassy 🙂

 

[milagros317]

Perhaps even on a nationally televised show. 😀

 

[blondie46]

Or a lottery like game, Peal of Fortune.

 

[milagros317]

I can see it being a very popular gross-out show, like some of the current reality shows. 😀

 

[amk714]

I can see it being a very popular gross-out show, like some of the current reality shows. 😀

I'd much rather watch a program about gas than one of the current "reality" TV shows. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Me, too. 😀
But would you be willing to appear on a show about gas? 😀

 

[amk714]

Of course. I wouldn't mind if I were filmed pumping gas. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Shining Ice had in mind a show about passing gas, not pumping gas. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know that, Mils. In my previous post, "pumping gas" is synonymous with "passing gas," not "putting gas into my car." Therefore, I wouldn't mind being filmed while I was passing gas. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Excellent! Shining Ice will likely be sending you a contract to appear on the show soon. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

There will of course be a small contract fee. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

There are always fees with you, S.I. 😀

 

[amk714]

There will of course be a small contract fee. 🙂

How much is this fee? I must know before signing.

 

[Michael514]

My wife and I have been together since we were 16. For 25 years I have never passed gas in front of her. My beer drinking buddies can't believe it because with them I could care less. I mean after twelve brews and four bowls of hot spicy chilly I am not holding back. 😉

 

[amk714]

My wife and I have been together since we were 16. For 25 years I have never passed gas in front of her.

Not even accidentally? That must be some kind of record. 😛