This is going to be a long list, get some coffee.
I hate:
Unrealalistic adverts on T.V. with completely unrealalistic situations to sell a product.
The way Pepsi is an ass to Coke.
Disrespectful punks.
The way people say at a restruant "I want a regular (Something)." but then ask to change it.
People who order a large meal and a diet coke, like that's going to offset all the grease they shove down their throats.
Telemarketers.
That squeaky sound plastic makes that hurts your ears.
That all my furniture is made of a hard substance. (Stubing)
The news, cause when's the last time you've actually heard good news.
The way G4 is ending up like MTV.
People who blame video games for children's bad behavior.
Parents who don't choke the life out of very rude, spoiled kidds.
Spoiled 16 yr girls, seriously get a job you lazy b****.
People who feel sorry for fat people: They weren't born fat, they ate fat.
The misconception that just because some women dress like sluts dosen't mean they are just as the same that if I dress like a cop, doesn't mean i'm a cop.
Eating contest...I mean people starving and we're rewarding who can eat the most hotdogs.
Spam: The rejected blend of the grosses parts of animals in a spreadiable, disgusting paste.
Vegatarians: "Don't you know what they do to those cows?". "No but it's delicious".
White teenagers: Aparrently they're all swearing on Halo deathmatches.
Vegie burgers: Burger flavored crap.
Drunk drivers: Some times I wish they would die, not their victims.
Teenage drunk drivers: You are the weakess link, goodbye.
Fruit cake: Fruit=good, cake=great, Fruitcake=Nasty piece of crap. There isn't even real fruit in those cakes.
"No Transfat" Lables: I doubt there's actually any transfat in anything but pure fat.
Horriable animated commercials: If you've seen those Text joke adds lately, you know what I mean.
Xbox 360: Why aren't any of the games getting that next gen feeling?
The recent gluttiony of animated movies and bad sequels: Hollywood isn't even trying anymore.
Really stupid people on online games: Stupidity is an infection seeping into every nook and cranny of society.
People who get offended by racial jokes. Mexicans eat tacos, srry but it's true.
People who try to correct your talking. I don't care what you say this is how I say it.
Woman who want to be equal to men but don't want all of our problems. Sorry ladies if you want the good you need to take the bad.
Femanist. You know the ones who blame everything on men for everything, like our evil penises made all the problems in the world.
Cribs: They should rename it to "Want to know how bad your life is?"
Tom Cruise: No explaination needed.
When channels revive dead shows that weren't popular to begin with.
Hot weather: I live in a desert.
Kid's shows: Because we were all stupid once.
Babies: They always end up in places you don't want them, i.e. restruants, theaters, anywhere you are...etc.
The Starbucks menu: When does "grande" = small?
Public restrooms: Or as I like to call them, "The wet place you don't want to sit in
".
Country: Rednecks galore.
Piegons: Birds that serve no purpose in life, none at all.
Museums: I don't care if they're old, I WANT TO TOUCH EVERYTHING!
Speed odometers: It's says I can go up to 140 mphs but it's illeagle so whats the point of making them that fast?
Bad voice actors in any media outlet: The kinda voices that could give you bloody ears.
The rubix cube: I can't solve those damn things.
Radio stations: No one seems to play good songs anymore.
Cruises: 5 people in a 1 person room with no windows, no spending cash and force to eat with strangers...you do the math.
.....argh....I can't think of anymore. I'll be back later to extend this thread.