The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Let us proceed methodically General NT and conquer this Realm. Once this Realm is conquered and purified by THE POST he will gain more power. I therefore suspect the headquarters and Satan supposed prescence is a trap to lure us ahead so Satan's troops can encircle us. 😀 😀 😛

 

[natural tickler]

As you wish, my lord

preparing troops for the four-sided Realm ambush

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Calls up the main fleets of the order* We are ready as well. Just give the word, Kurch old boy.😀

 

[Catwoman]

*walks quietly down the halls* you boys go to the left...*mentioning to the red squad*.....and the rest take the right.....*mentioning to the blue squad*....I'll take the straight path.....*continues walking down the dark alleyway*


So far....15 casualties have been released and sent to HQ.........wait! I see something ahead......*walks further* It's a shadow......I'm going in!

 

[kurchatovium]

Start the ambush my friends THE THREAD has installed the new void weapons and put them online. Remember what HDS had said about using such weapons and the briefings you were given. With this battle we are one step closer to the final battle with Satan. Today we are one step closer of ridding ourselves of the influence of the dark lord. The Prince of Darkness days are numbered. Fight on my friends, today we meet destiny. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we are engaged in battle. 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

*Opens the door on the left and is suddenly ambushed by thousands of demons* *screams to the radio* KURCH! KURCH! PULL BACK! IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP! I REPEAT PULL BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO..........*signal interrupted*

 

[natural tickler]

My lord, my forces are attacking the northern quadrant, and demon forces are down 20%

 

[kurchatovium]

I am manning one of the VoidVorpal Cannons on the main ship of the Armada. Wow. There looks to be a big mass of those liquid crystal guys there. Lets see how this puppy works.......energizing weapon.....aiming sites.......weapon energized.......locked on target.....FIRE....KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

Holy crap thats one hell of a weapon THE THREAD designed, LOL packs a real wallup.....waiting see what happens the void should hit in 5....4....3....2....1......OMG shheeesh the void wiped out the entire fleet....man.


Assesing damage to space-time continuum talking to THE THREAD. Space-time is ok. For now. Remember we cant use this weapon too much. Hit the enemey in large bunches we only have maybe 9 more shots before space time is affected.

 

[natural tickler]

Sent troops to aid Catwoman, continuing assault in north quad. Demon forces now down 45%, with our casualties totalling 3%

 

[milagros317]

The fine vorpal bunnies are slaughtering demons by the millions. 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

DARN DEMONS! *kicks them and locks them into cell cubicles* *gets the signal back working* Squad 1 to HQ......The prison security area is cleared.........left side of realm belongs to HQ, I repeat left side of realm belongs to HQ! *smiles*

 

[natural tickler]

The northern quad is just about clear, with demon casualties around 80% Our losses is only 5%😀

 

[Feather_101]

KURCH, SIR! Shall I send letters to the fallen's loved ones?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Calls out to his fleet's coordinator* Send the fifth wing to reinforce the first and third! Hold back use of the QSP until maximum effect can be achieved!

 

[natural tickler]

Sends reinforcements, but who has the second and fourth wings??😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmm lemme try this cannon. The WUVINATOR 3000. Hmmmm. Reads specs no adverse affects on space-time let see how the demons like a bit of WUV. Aims to assist on left side of quadrant. Weapon energized. Locked on target. FIRE!.....WUV blast hits in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....1 Coool 30 % of demons were desroyed outright. The rest are badly injured. Hope you could use the wuv Cat. 😀 If you finish on the left side of the quadrant Cat I think troops need you on the north side. 😀 😀

 

[natural tickler]

North side is contained, looking to aid the first and fifth wings, who has protection for the third wing??

 

[kurchatovium]

Cat has mopped on the left wing very well she is aiding the third wing currently. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

Assisting in third wing mop-up work

 

[kurchatovium]

All quadrants reporting. Currently all in mop up operations. We still have 6 Void Vorpal Blasts if we need them troops. 😀 😀

 

[natural tickler]

Applying skirmishes now, my lord😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Keep me posted General NT. 😀 😀

 

[TKpervert]

Sounds like the defense of The Cosmos is proceeding nicely.

* e-mails a MacDonald's employment application to crippled greedy insurance agent *.

 

[kurchatovium]

LMAO Well finally an honest job for the guy. 😀 😀 😛