The Self Referential Thread

[Catwoman]

Good! *heads to third wing* I'm here Squadron Leader.......what work is there to be done? Oh and Kurch,.......I also had a crew in the South Wing.....they found 25 causualties........all men in fighting condition......that gives a head count of 74 men down there.....they are just awaiting your orders......Cat out!

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks Cat. Great job. 😀 😀

 

[TKpervert]

Requesting a credential check on Catwoman. Possible Satan plant.
Very gung jho .. er, gung jo.. er um, very enthusiastic. 😀
Privy to encrypted defense traffic in critical Realms (Dark, Nowhere)
with no evidence of any background check ( i.e., drug running, smuggling, kidnapping, money laundering, sniching on co-workers, walking the check at White Castle for six crummy small hamburgers).

* e-mails crippled greedy insurance agent to be sure that next order of fries is super-sized *

 

[milagros317]

Do not question the loyalty of the most wonderful Catwoman. 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

Is he saying that I'm one of the demons? *growling* Why would I turn against anyone........and of all people Kurch?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Always stirring up trouble, that Pervert is.😀

*Activates his flagship's main cannon* This should clear up any demons left in my sector. *Three beams converge from the wings of the massive vessel, combining to form a wave of energy that vaporized the remaining demons in HDS's sector*

Send out the ramships to aid our fellow warriors! *The Ramships, specially designed ships made of the densest material possible and powerd by massive engines, accelerate and plow through the reinforced hides of the crystalline demons*

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah TK Catwoman is the best. I have known her for some time. Besides THE POST wuvs her too which is a very good credential check in my book.

I am sending the Armada's Battlecruisers to help mop up things in the remaining sectors HDS. We still have 6 VoidVorpal Cannon blasts left before the Space-time continuum is harmed. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

If we ever run out, my flagship's main cannon is about as powerful, but the ship has to be where you need it fired, and there is only one of it. 😀 We can fire as many times as you need, but it takes a few minutes to charge it up between shots.

I'll give you command of the ramships for help with the mop-up action. They are fast enough to chase down fleeing demons.

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. Reports seem to indicate that mop up operations are almost complete I like some fire power in reserve as I know demons often have a trick or two up their sleeve. The VoidVorpal Cannons worked great though. THE THREAD based them on that gun you gave General NT. We have only ten blasts before space time is affected in this region. Fortunatley we only used 4. So we have some in reserve for any surprises. Thanks again for the help. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

It is a fine weapon, that QSP. Never leaves a mess, and conveniently runs on background radiation. I'm glad THREAD found it usefull.😀 I'll start sending troops to secure any structures not already destroyed.

 

[kurchatovium]

We should start scanning around the area HDS. The maybe so clues as to what happened here. There is usually something else that needs be done after Satan's forces have been elminated. This must be taken care of before THE POST can purify and return the Realm to normal. You are more familar with this Realm HDS any thoughts as to what we are looking for? 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

This real has a central hub, a well of the purest cosmic energies imaginable, all set in a vortex around a great sphere of black that roils with what can only be called anti-light. That sphere is the heart of the realm, and what affects the heart affects all of the realm. If it was polluted by evil, the great energies of the well will likewise be corrupted. To heal the realm we must find and cleanse the heart. The well lies beneath the greatest tree in this world, the only one of its kind capable of surviving in the total absense of light. Find the tree and you will then find the heart, and only there can this realm be cleansed.

There is also a legend tied in with the well of cosmic energy. Less a legend that a significant event, as what I am about to tell you actually happened.😀 Some time ago, long before Satan or his minions extended their black grasp to the greater cosmos, a terrible enemy ravaged all life. They had no name, no homeworld, no known purpose but to destroy all in their path. Many races fought to stave off their advance, and one by one they all fell. None of the few races alive at the time could even give this enemy pause, for remember, this was in a time long past, and few forms of life existed. The extend of the horror they wrought was too much for the four powers with any ability to stop them. The ancient Pletherians, PRIMEMOVER, the Tikla, and myself were all that stood in their way.

We combined our powers, with the Tikla sacrificing themselves in the proces, in order to form a staff of power unimaginable. It nearly took all our lives to do so, but the forging succeeded. The staff that was born from that fire and chaos proved to be a weapon the nameless ones could not withstand. It drew them in and sealed them away within the great orb that circles its tip, forever imprisioning that fearsome foe. We three that remained knew that such a power could not be allowed to exist freely in this world or anyt other or a danger even greater than that just vanquished could someday overwhelm us all. We took the staff and cast it into the very well that surrounds the heart of this realm, for it is one of the oldest, and existed then much as it does now. THe staff still sits within the well, protected by the cosmic energies from any who would abuse its power. It may, after all these eons, at last be time to summon it forth again. in a way, I think it was meant for this day more than any other. If we can find the well and purify the realm, I suspect the staff will appear before you and allow itself to be used a second time. We must hurry, for the longer this realm remains corrupted, the harder it will be to purify it.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm great info HDS. It makes sense, no doubt Satan wanted this realm to hopefully get this staff and possibly control the nameless ones. No doubt they would have just destroyed him and continued on their own merry path of chaotic evil. I agree though we must purify this realm quickly. I have been having visions of a sweeping terror that could devour billions of lives in pain and horror in an instant. Seems I was seeing these nameless ones. Sigh. My fear is that the contamination of this area by Satan's forces is slowly weakening this containment field around the staff. If we do not act soon and THE POST does not purify this Realm Satan will be the least of the problems.


Wait THE THREAD reports a very large tree with strong vital signs but we can not see it to the extensive darkness. This must be the tree we seek. Sending coordinates to you now HDS.

 

[Catwoman]

Squad 1 to HQ.............so far the west and the south of the realm are yours..........any word from the east and north side of the realm? if they need any help.........my boys are willing to serve............found 45 more casualties which makes 120 men however 20 of them need medical attention......................requesting medical backup...........found some weapons belonging to the demons here.....sending them to you for the scientist to check.........hopefully we can use their technology against them so that we can finally defeat Satan.............Cat over and out!

 

[kurchatovium]

Great work Cat I will inform THE THREAD of the weapons found. He will over them. He is very good with technological things. Thanks. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Exits his flagship and flies over to the coordinates given* This is indeed the tree...I shall open the door for you. *Spreads his arms wide* Great guardian of life and realm, let the sacred door be revealed. His Divine Shadow commands it. *Rumbling softly, as if waking from an acient sleep, the tree's bark slowly parts near the bottom of the trunk, revealing a slowly opening door*

*HDS descends into the tunnel, slowly making his way into the heart of the tree, and the very realm itself*

Such...pain. Such...anguish. The spirit of this world is crying out, and will soon be too weak to contain the power inside the staff. Enter the sacred vale and cleanse this real, Kurchatovium. I do not think we have much time.

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kurchatovium escorts his friends THE THREAD and THE POST through the corridor that HDS has openned and into the heart of the vale.*

Kurchatovium says to THE POST "Go ahead POSTIE. Its OK purify the realm.".

THE POST says "Okie Dokie kurchatafluv....hehe....kurchie. 😀 "

THE POST raises his widdle arms and calls forth a new spell. The realm has been sullied by such evil that a new spell is needed. THE POST recites the spell "Divine Renewal".

The air around THE POST becomes charged and glows softly. It would normally not even be noticed if we were not in such a dark place. Suddenly a beam comes forth from the heavens a beam of bright glittering colors. More colors than I could have imagined even existed. The beam descends upon the tree and the tree seems to come to life. Its leaves brighten and glitter and seem to twist upward as if they are basking in the light from the beam. The tree seems to grow and strengthen. Suddenly the beam fades away leaving the tree in apparently remarkably better condition.

Suddenly the tree moves and amazingly begins to speak. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

The tree says "I have been renewed and but there is more to do.

A great staff of fire and whirling gaseous energy comes forth out of nothing. It is the staff that HDS spoke of, upon its top is an orb filled with terror and pure chaotic evil.

Take this staff and finish what has been started. The renewal is not complete till this evil has been eliminated from this realm.

*kurchatovium grabs the large 10 foot staff which despite its size is very light.*

 

[kurchatovium]

Suddenly a large beast with 10 arms and standing 25 foot high appears his eyes glow with an emptiness born of pure evil. The being speaks.

"HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA it is me KRAAAAAA! The Lord of the Nameless Ones. Give me that staff and your death will be a painnless one."

Kurchatovium says "Gee what a deal. I see salemanship is not one of your races attributes."


KRAAAAAAA says "Die!"

Kurchatovium draws his Sword Of The Prophet and HDS draws his Sword Of Shadows.

I think we best work together on this HDS. My prophet like senses say he is not real friendly.

 

[kurchatovium]

The beast breathes a lightning like fire on kurchatovium. Kurchatovium quickly lifts his robe of dreams to protect him and the starnge fire bounces off his robe. The namless one picks him up though well he is crouched down and slams him to the ground.

HDS jumps the KRAAAAAA and shoves the sword into the demons back. The Nameless one roars in pain and throws HDS a good couple of hundred yards away. HDS rematerializes to the battle.

 

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD shoots a beam of pure divine light into KRAAAAAA's eyes. KRAAAAAA's eyes burst into flames and the beast screams in agony. "Kurch and HDS he beasts heart is not in the chest area its abouve his right leg near the waist." says THE THREAD

HDS shoot his death ray gaze at the location where the beasts heart is. The beast screams again. It breathes ice fire near where THE POST is. Kurchatvium jumps and shields his teddy friend with his robe.

"OK now its personal. No one messes with the teddy." screams kurchatovium

kurchatovium dashes towards the beast dodging his claws swinging madly about and plunges his sword through the heart of the beast. There is an explosion of fire throwing kurchatovium from the beast.

The beast is realing about. "HAHAHAHAAHA You can kill this form but you can not defeat me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA."

HDS grabs the staff from the ground and recites an incantantion in an unknown language suddenly beam issues from the orb and glows on the beast.

KRAAAAAA screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO All the INSIDERS are gone!!!!!! You can not know the spell!!!"

HDS says "Yeah whatever! Say bye bye KRAAAAAA!"

The beast is sucked into the orb and disappears.

Kuchatovium says "Sheesh and I thought telemarketers were bad." 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The tree speaks again congratulations my friends the realm is now purified. KRAAAAAA has waited here to ambush those trying to keep the Nameless Ones trapped in the orb. You have done what few could have done. I need rest now but I must speak with you all. Please stay you are safe here now. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

So does that mean we won????? WOW! This is interesting.............

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes hun we won. Although kurchie is a wee bit worse for wear after this battle 😀 HDS really helped out, fortunately he knew the incantion to trap the Nameless one back in the orb once the beast was defeated. Otherwise things might have got real messy. 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

Congradulations Everyone! You guys rock! The technology and the weapons are so great! Drinks are on me!