The Self Referential Thread

[His Divine Shadow]

If you feel we are ready, then press onward! (Fill in for moi, as it is time for sleepy in NC)

 

[kurchatovium]

Alrighty then. General NT are the troops rested enough for the final phase of this war. 😀 😀

(Nitey Nite HDS. Thanks for all the help. 😀 😀 )

 

[Catwoman]

Hi Cat. Be very careful of anything a demon tells you they often resort to trickery and deception. My guess is that other portal was a trap. Only Ank may open the portal to the Gates Of Hell and I suspect even then we will need Chiron to take us across the River Styx to get to the Gate. The gate is guarded by a 50 ft three headed dog named Cerebus. I think you and HDS's two kitty friends would be most excellent choices for dealing with said doggie. For now though we must wait until Ank opens the portal.😉 😀 😀 😛

Well heck! what am i a cat???? (don't answer that 😛) well i guess i could perhaps be a diversion......

 

[kurchatovium]

Sorry hun just thought you be very good at taking on such a formidable opponent. You do have a lot of magical power. No offense meant. 😀 😀

 

[Catwoman]

😛 well i guess i can do it.........just have my warm milk waiting for me when this is all over! 😛 😉

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok if you wish hun. We have lots of potential targets you can opt for if you change your mind. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

nah hun! BRING ON THE BIG DOGS..........or should i say dog???

 

[kurchatovium]

Well its a 50 ft doggie with three heads. 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

mmmmmmmmmmm even more enticing...........no dog can resist these kitty curves and actually live to bark about it......... when (*poises claws*) and where??? oops sorry got carried away with the wolverine act! seriously, i'm ready my lord *bows*

 

[kurchatovium]

We are just waiting for General NT's report to tell me if all the other troops are ready Cat. Then THE POST can ask Ank to open the portal. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Catwoman]

*sits in meditative state* Good my lord.......i await your orders!

 

[natural tickler]

We are just waiting for General NT's report to tell me if all the other troops are ready Cat. Then THE POST can ask Ank to open the portal. 😀 😀 😛

The troops are indeed ready, my lord. Awaiting your orders😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Yawn* *Sips tea*

 

[milagros317]

My troops have been preparing while I was away, and are now in top shape, awaiting your orders, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

THE POST asks Ank to open the portal. The tree awakens and utters words in ancient indecipherable gutteral like language. A glowing red disk appears which grows and grows until a shimmering bright fire red portal opens. The portal almost seems to glow with the fires of hell itself.

The tree speaks "Enter when you wish little one but be careful Hell does not like unwelcome visitors. May you and your friends go and come back safely."

THE POST says "Thank you Mr. Ank sir. Wuv you." and he gives the tree a widdle hug

THE POST says "Okie Doke kurchataflopi....kurchatagorpi.....hehehehe kurchie the portal is open."


kurchatovium speaks "Thanks POSTIE. OK everybody lets enter the portal. This is it the journey to the final battle. Destiny awaits us all." 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

My troops and I enter the portal as ordered. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Off we go. *Floats into the portal, followed by a squad each of Shadow Ka and Divine Assassins*

 

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord

*orders troops to go ahead, and orders Catwoman to bring her troops in as well*

 

[kurchatovium]

Walks through portal wih his troops and his friends THE THREAD and THE POST.


See a desolate barren landscape with fire red skies and clouds of flames and star that burns a deep deep red that fills half the sky.

Sees a sign up ahead.


CHIRON THE BOATKEEPER.
THOSE THAT WANT TO GET TO THE GATES OF HELL MUST PAY ME MY DUES.

(CHIRON NOW ACCEPTS MASTERCARD, VISA AND AMERICAN EXPRESS)

 

[Catwoman]

*troops enter* *orders them to go and give backup to NT* where are you...you beast? *suddenly hears a loud growl* there you are..........*heads towards the growl and suddenly sees 3 pairs of eyes* *meows cruelly and watches the dogs come out* oh yeah........they better have my milk waiting for me after this! *leaps onto the dogs and poises adamantium claws* WELCOME TO HELL YOU MUTT! POPULATION YOU AND ME! *slices dogs in face* but all that's about to change...............

 

[kurchatovium]

Sheesh we have not even gottten into Hell yet and there is alreay trouble.

*Uses crystal HDS gave him to summon Tama-chan, Neko, Kirara, and Menchi. Suddenly from out of nowhere appears a flying turtle, a puppy and two cats. They all instantly go to Cat to help her battle the very bad doggie Cerberus.*

*As the battle takes place kurchatovium gives Chiron his KTT Visa card. Chiron smiles and processes the charges for all the troops entry into hell. Chiron informs kurch the charge will appear on his bill as Stygian River Ferry Services.* 😀 😀 😛

*kurch sends more troop over to Cat to help her with her battle.*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Flashes in* Acursed canine spawn, Hurt not these brave souls! *Blocks the dog's bite*

I will not let you harm another. *Transforms into a raging firestorm and tackles the beast*

 

[Catwoman]

CAREFUL HDS! This dog is obviously packed with something...........*fights off one of the heads, slicing it off* HAH! TAKE THAT YOU MANGEY POUND OF POOP! *goes to the second one* COME TO MAMA..............

 

[kurchatovium]

*looks at credit bill 1 billion Galctic Units* No wonder people abandon all hope when coming here.


*Decides to help HDS and Cat. Pulls out dream sword.*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Dogggie. Bad Doggie.

*Runs at Cerberus with Sword drawn*

 

[Catwoman]

WEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gets bit on hind right paw* *weakens* *tries to chop off second head but blacks out*