The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Thanks Cat. *Everyone celebrates even the teddy bear dances.* 😀 😀


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[His Divine Shadow]

I'm just that good.😀

I apologize for not thinking of KRAAAAA earlier. When we first sealed his race withing the orb, his spirit escaped entombment even though his body was sealed away, but alone, he could do nothing serious, so we let him live. An almost costly mistake. I should have known he would return. Feckless wanker. 😛

*Hefting the staff, he muttered something uninteligible. The staff glowed for a moment, and shrank down to a mere helf a foot in length* Convenient travel size. XD *Pockets the now minature staff* Until we need you later, you'd best sleep.

And now, party hearty! *Produces a bar* Who wants drinks? 😀 I don't care for them myself, but I keep my bartender's license up to date for just such an occasion. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kurchatovium dusts himself off, picks up his Sword Of Dreams and heads over to HDS's bar*

I could sure use a drink HDS. May as well have some fun while the tree rests.


*THE POST continues to happy dance in celebration.*

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[kurchatovium]

The tree speaks "I have rested and am well once more. Let me speak to the healer."

THE POST says "Thats me. eheheheheheeheh."

The tree says "Come closer little one. Do not be afraid."

*THE POST walks closer to the large tree.*

The tree says "I am Ank the tree of balance. I keep the flow of energy here so that all these creatures of darkness may survive. I wish to thank you and your friends for purifying this realm. Sigh So many forget the darkness. They do not realize ther must be darkness so there can be light. By stopping Satan's hold here and keeping the nameless ones in check you have insured not only the survival of this realm but of all the realms."

THE POST says "Awwww shucks we were just glad we could help. hehehehehe"

Ank says "It is refreshing to see ones of such heroism and modesty. It makes this old soul very happy. There is much we need to talk of though. The final battle between you and Satan draws near and I shall unlock the portal to take to the very gates of Hell. From there you and your friends will be on your own. I wish you luck. I can give to you before you depart some items that will aid you. Your friend HDS will know of them. He is most familiar with this place. Ask me anything you wish and when you are ready I will open the portal to Hell.".

*many items appear magically in front of THE POST*

THE POST says "Thank you Mr. Ank. You are very nice tree. Wuv you."

The tree says "You are most welcome little one."

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I knew you were hiding those, I just knew it! Wife threw them out my arse, you dirty hippy.😀


My old nemesis, you win again! 😛 *Grumbles*

 

[kurchatovium]

Ummmm so do you know what this stuff is HDS? 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Indeed. What shall I start with?

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm well lets start with the swords and shields I guess. KRAAAAAA kinda scratched up my Sword Of Dreams and wouldnt you know the warranty just ran out. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I suggest you take a look at Phantesial, the old blade of Phantos, one-time lord of all fantasy. He gave his life in a battle some ten thousand years ago against a being born of the nightmares of the insane. Even all these centuries later, it still pulses with the power he himself instilled in it. It does not cut per say, but instead slices the very spirit of the flesh, and when spirit shatters, so must flesh follow. Only the spirits of those of evil inclination can be harmed by it.

The Keildan Blades appear to be in this collection as well...they are an interesting pair. Weilded separately, they possess no more power than a butter knife, but when weilded together, they are a force to fear. One blade channels the elements of ice and water, while the other channels the elements of fire and lighning. While neither blade can prevail against all foes, you can rest assured that at least one will. And, they were forged by the late swordsmith Madros, rest his soul, whos blades never dull or tarnish.

Ah yes, I remember this old shield...do you know of the Aliens of the films by the same name (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Aline Ressurection)? Well, they do exist, but fortunately not in your plane. This shield and armour set are made of their hides, and are impervious to any chemical attack. Acid, boiling substances of all kinds, none can penetrate their skin. And, since their hides are quite light and thin for their strength level, they weigh very little.


Anything else you wish to know more about?

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. Well I suppose the staffs and rings would be next and this weird glowing orb. 😀 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Give me a night to jog my memory. For now, HDS must enter the embrace of Death's second cousin, Sleep. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok my friend. Rest well. We have much to do anyway before we ask Ank to open the portal. Good Nite HDS. 😀 😀

 

[Catwoman]

*currently stays in meditation mode until the next mission* i'm here if you need me Master Kurch

 

[natural tickler]

My lord, awaiting your next command😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Now where was I yesterday? Ah yes, the staves/rings/orb.

I see two staves of note; the first is the crystal-blue number on your left. It has no name, but belonged to a powerful water spirit on a planet that was completely covered by water. When the proper words are said, and I can teach them to you should you wish to use it, water spouts, torrential downpours, and any number of other water-dependant weather can be summoned and commanded.

The other is the brown one with the green leaf carvings, but is has no potential as an weapon. That particular staff can breath life into entire planets worth of forests and animals. It cannot revive higher life-forms, but that life which is the backbone of a planets ecosystem can be restored.

Out of all these many rings, there is but one of import; the black-green band simply known as un. It is an extremely powerful ring for one reason; it can bend time itself around its bearer to form an impregnable shield that no weapon save a concentrated tachyon beam can penetrate. If one is physically attacked by an enemy, the attacker's limbs age right before their eyes, turning to dust in seconds. It can only be used for a few seconds at a time, and only then once every minute, but still holds tremendous defensive capabilities.

And this orb here...it contains knowledge. The knowledge of a thousand ancient races that perished in a galactic collision some billion years ago. Architecture, poetry, music, space travel, defensive and offensive devices, and infinitely more. It would take a thousand years to digest it all, but the beauty of the orb is that it displays for its owner what knowledge is most needed in that particular situation.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm very interesting HDS. What of these ancient texts my friend? They seem to be written in a language similar to the Pletherians holographic pictographic language but I can not decipher them.
It seems some are religious in nature from what I can tell, yet others seem to be like manuals or instructional in nature. 😀 😀

General NT have the troops rest up here. Soon we will open the portal to very Gates Of Hell. 😀

 

[Catwoman]

Hmmmm very interesting HDS. What of these ancient texts my friend? They seem to be written in a language similar to the Pletherians holographic pictographic language but I can not decipher them.
It seems some are religious in nature from what I can tell, yet others seem to be like manuals or instructional in nature. 😀 😀

General NT have the troops rest up here. Soon we will open the portal to very Gates Of Hell. 😀

The Gates of Hell........I just passed a huge red door called that very same thing, but it was already open.......it wasn't me........I do remember one of those demons mention that it was too late.........

 

[kurchatovium]

Cat the troops are resting for now so feel free to rest up as well. Soon we will enter the Portal To The Gates of Hell. Thanks for all your help so far. 😀 😀

 

[Catwoman]

Thank you my lord......*bows* *goes back into meditative mode*

 

[natural tickler]

As you wish, my lord. The troops are down and bedded for the time being. Will be up at the space station chambers😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Hi Cat. Be very careful of anything a demon tells you they often resort to trickery and deception. My guess is that other portal was a trap. Only Ank may open the portal to the Gates Of Hell and I suspect even then we will need Chiron to take us across the River Styx to get to the Gate. The gate is guarded by a 50 ft three headed dog named Cerebus. I think you and HDS's two kitty friends would be most excellent choices for dealing with said doggie. For now though we must wait until Ank opens the portal.😉 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I'm sure they'd be happy to assist, as would the other two denizens of my noggin.😀


The orb divulges what is needed most at that moment. If they seem religious, then what is needed then is a little religion. If they seem like manuals, then they are attempting to impart valuable knowledge. Come closter for a moment...*Places his hands on Kurch's temples and closes his eyes. A bright flash travels from his hands into Kurch's head* You are now able to read all information that orb can produce. However, you had to forget the second grade to take it all in so fast. I made a backup of it in case you ever need to know what you did that year.😀 *Hands him a data crystal*

 

[kurchatovium]

LMAO Its ok HDS this knowledge is more important besides all we ever did in 2nd grade was finger paint whatever the heck that was. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

See? You can't remember already.😀


Oh, and if you happen to attack Cerebrus while I am not here, just blow this whistle, *Hands it over* and my little friends will come running. (That would be Tama-chan the flying hot-springs turtle, Kuroneko-sama (Neko for short) the black cat of doom, Kirara the transforming demon kitty, and Menchi the edible puppy for those who haven't been around since they last showed up ages ago. 😀)

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. I think we are about ready for Ank to open the portal. What say you my friend? 😀 😀 😛