I am serious, Headsnap. A thread seeking to connect ticklers and ticklees in Wales is NOT a place to be insulting Wales. In fact, no place on the TickleTheater is, for any nationality. I don't know why you have an agenda (If you do) against the Welsh but, frankly, it doesn't matter if I know. All I know is that it needs to stop. No more off-topic posts.
EDIT: Lastly, this one belongs in Tickling Discussion. I'd put it in Personals but it looks to be more of a conversation than a meet-up thread. We now return you to your regularly schedules thread ...