TMF Assault

[Skipadeedoodah]

...a guy who impersonated a fellow member, and got me in trouble with the real member, and the New Jersey Police. This guy was banned.​

You uh...said this twice....

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

 

[CrystalLight]

Thank you, Ticklebunny_3.

 

[tklee88]

Bless your heart.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Thank you, Ticklebunny_3.

Please explain, I can be very dense

 

[ShadowFyre]

Ladies and Gentlemen...I present to you a defining piece of evidence. The "Zack" claimed he worked at the local Rent-To-Own, which I'm assuming would be in Lancaster, Ohio. Now...having done some rather easy searching...I found there was only one Rent-To-Own place in Lancaster. Now, I present a link to the Yellowpages.com listing of that place of business. If you look under the "This business is listed under" section of the site...well, you can see they don't deal with computer rentals at all. http://www.yellowpages.com/info-10329750/Rent-2-Own/maps. Tomorrow, I may call this locale and see if a "Zack" does work there or if they even rent out Laptops.

Don't you go bringing facts into this!

I know. I went about this all wrong. I guess I justed wanted to do something to, I dunno, get noticed. I guess with my clouded judgement support was at the forefront of my motives.

Yes, you really did. I hope that this is not another fabrication about your grandmother passing. If not, I am sorry for your loss.

 

[BigNorm]

Yeah and if I had known this was the reception I'd get I would not have posted it. I guess maybe I wanted to share something that, even though it seems impossible, did happen to one of us. And the reason I said I didn't know him was anytime in my life that shit like this happens and I know the "criminal" I usually get bitched out for doing nothing about it. And that really gets on my nerves.

you just can't make such accusations without proof. if your scared of him for beating you call the cops FFS! goddamn, your an adult, and adult bullies get charged for assault. contact the cops and post the police report, or continue to hide in fear and we're gonna have to keep calling BS.

 

[BigNorm]

No pictures of injuries were taken. I only had scrapes and bruises. And Trez, I read that once before, you know, after that account was given a bad name. By me? No. By someone else. And that's final.

why the hell would he commit an illegal act as to steal your account and soil it, when it's so much easier to create his own for trolling, even naming it a lot like yours. as before, without proof, i'm calling BS.

Well, no duh. Probably because it wasn't a HUGE thing. And it was never to be reported in the news paper, per police request since it was a minor offense.

A "stranger" assaulted you in the park, you hide in fear of him and it's not a big thing? LMAO!

 

[c7_assassin]

So, he's admitted it was all bullshit.

Dude, seek some professional help if you're depressed and abusing painkillers. Posting lies here to get some attention/sympathy is just about the epitome of douchiness. And when you make them stupid lies, you just make a laughingstock of yourself.

Will somebody please lock this thread?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

So , Yeah ...

Mr. TKLMAN-come-lately has finally read this thread. First of all ... wow.

Secondly , this thread has got to get a Golden Feather Award of some kind next year ... it's just gotta!


Thank you , TMF. I'm not even gonna visit this site for tickling anymore when I can get such entertaining gems like this one instead.

Well done , friends.

you just can't make such accusations without proof. if your scared of him for beating you call the cops FFS! goddamn, your an adult, and adult bullies get charged for assault. contact the cops and post the police report, or continue to hide in fear and we're gonna have to keep calling BS.

lol Dude , this is so 'Page 5'.

 

[Capnmad]

Hm.

A couple of weeks ago you blog a sympathetic story about getting into a fight with a guy who was making lewd comments to a 16 year-old girl. Plausible and anonymous, it goes without scrutiny. Evenly matched in the alleged fight, and publicized in a more private venue, you got only two responses, but they're supportive.

Then you post a sympathetic story about getting beaten up by an unidentified TMF member. Very bad if it's a lie, because it then involves and impacts all of us, even if indirectly. The unlikelihood alone raises red flags, but some people reserve judgement to hear more. But, placed under glaring scrutiny, you defend it vehemently until untenable and you fall back to a hastily constructed secondary lie...

...which is the attempted sympathetic "It's not really me, it's this guy who had my computer messing around" lie, which is just plain stupid. Then people really begin to whale on you, because you've totally lost the sympathy in what is clearly two lies.

Then you offer up another sympathetic story. This one is so very sensitive and sympathetic (death of a loved one to cancer), it will, by its very nature, ward off further scrutiny out of respect... ...but not sympathy.

In the end, you have shown us you know how to make a sympathetic story, but you've lost all sympathy in the process.

As an honest person who likes to offer others the benefit of the doubt, you have insulted me. As a person who actually has lost a loved one to cancer, if it turns out this last turn of yours is dishonest, I am doubly insulted.

I'd have sooner believed you were the younger brother of Paul Rust, the comedian playing opposite Hayden Panettiere in this summer's "I Love You, Beth Cooper", as you bare a rather impressive resemblance (your nose is just a touch broader, your eyes brown and your hairline less receded):

Lesson: When a total stranger can make more believable fictions about your life than you can, you'd better get out of the business.

Given the fact that you've taken down your pictures, though, I suspect you'll be doing a disappearing act, and perhaps even establish a new ID so you don't have to ride out the consequences of becoming as... ...noticed as you desired.

 

[jm157]

Musical interlude brought to you by the irreplaceable Johnny Cash:

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An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky

FUCK YEAH JOHNNY CASH

Thanks for the music! I love Johnny Cash!

And this thread is so good, I had to at least post into it once!

Wow!!!

 

[Bugman]

The OP has lost all hope of credibility, no?It's long past time too let this thread die.

 

[Adam]

What an... impressively odd journey this has been. 😕

 

[Bugman]

What an... impressively odd journey this has been. 😕

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[Saeria]

I felt like i should be avoiding Vogon Poetry and carrying a towel... for some.. strange reason.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[kis123]

Oh dear God please stop!!

 

[SlaverTickler]

I just want to say that in my life I never would have expected something like what happened about 2 weeks ago to happen. Ever. And it goes to show just how ignorant people can be about certain things, fetishes included.

Anyways about 2 weeks ago I was out taking a walk and just enjoying the nice weather in general. I stopped by the park close to my house and sat on the swing set. Well some guy(had to be in his late 20s) comes up to me. I tried to ignore him, he didn't seem like a nice fellow just by his looks, but I don't judge by looks alone. Regardless I didn't want to chance it. So as I swang he stared at me. I decided it was best I left. He saw things differently. Finally I broke the silence by saying,

"Is there something wrong?"

His reply was simply and somewhat scary,

"You're that 'TicklerChampion' off that TMF group on the internet. I recognize you by your pictures."

As most can assume my gut nearly fell out my ass. He cracked his knuckles and continued,

"I was banned from that site a few years ago. Guess I'll make an example of just how terrifying I can be by beating the hell outta you."

And he charged. I tried to defend myself but he was too strong. For that last few weeks I've been in my house scared to death. Finally I have decided to re-emerge into the world. I don't know who this guy was, but he apparently has a grudge against us here at the TMF and used me as a punching bag. Am I the only one here to experiance aomething like this? And the fact that he has to have registered a new account just to see my pics bugs me more. Anyways I'm not going to live my life in fear. I have reported it to the police and they are looking for him.

Perfectly good example of why NOT to post your picture anywhere on the internet.

 

[chicago]

Perfectly good example of why NOT to post your picture anywhere on the internet.

Or why not to be a huge douche bag liar. One or the other.

 

[ShadowFyre]

Or why not to be a huge douche bag liar. One or the other.

I would go with this statement.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Or why not to be a huge douche bag liar. One or the other.

Wow . douche bag seems to be your word of the month . I am beginning to think ''douche bag '' would be a great title for a Morissey song. Oh the lyrics he could write, but I digress. Anyway carry on .

 

[chicago]

Wow . douche bag seems to be your word of the month . I am beginning to think ''douche bag '' would be a great title for a Morissey song. Oh the lyrics he could write, but I digress. Anyway carry on .

What does that even mean? Thank you for a very well thought out post amongst so many other well thought out posts.

This thread is douchetastic

 

[Gothika]

sounds like a bunch of crap to me geez funny tho

 

[kis123]

This thread is douchetastic

This!

Is one of the best post ever!!!!!!!!!