TMF Assault

[rhiannon]

I think my word is enough here.....my in-laws live in Ohio, so this is a valid threat!!

 

[TicklerChampion]

I think my word is enough of that.....my in-laws live in Ohio, so this is a valid threat!!

*note to self* Do Not Lie. Why? Lie = rhiannon Gonna Smack You!

 

[bpats]

I actually wish you kept the lie going! Who here bets on the lie of grandmother dying? I love betting, I say 10-1 odds that is a lie also. BOOO the thread should of kept going!! It was a pleasure to read. I laughed so hard n it felt good. Afterall this is a tickle site!?!?

 

[Adam]

I really do hope that the latest claim is, indeed, the truth. I mean no disrespect by any means, but once someone starts lying, I have trouble believing anything they say. But I'll give you benefit of the doubt. My condolences for the loss of your grandmother.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

4.) He has had my laptop since about 6:30pm or 7pm Friday night. That is not days. And I don't always log in everyday, though I try.

Ummm, dude.... Today is Saturday. That would mean that he's only had your laptop for less than a day when this all started well before that. If you're going to stick to this little game then perhaps you should try not contradicting yourself so much.

I hope you're having a good time leading this little circle jerk. I'm out.

 

[drewskee]

This has got to be the most entertaining thread I've ever read on this board, sadly enough. It was like watching a really bad movie that you can't help but love.

Thread Of The Year, anyone? Does this board even give out such an award?

 

[Persephone]

If your grandmother really did pass away I am sorry. But I find that hard to believe, especially since this thread is reading better than any Harry Potter book or Marvel comic I have EVER seen. You going on with the sympathy card for pity is pathetic if that isn't the truth about your grandmother. That's the kinda shit you'll go to hell for lying for <_< so just think about THAT!

 

[ticklishscribe]

I can remember a few years ago...

...a guy who impersonated a fellow member, and got me in trouble with the real member, and the New Jersey Police. This guy was banned.​

 

[CrystalLight]

That's the kinda shit you'll go to hell for lying for <_< so just think about THAT!

Now, now. Let's not make this religious. One can always repent.

 

[Myriads]

As there was no attack on the OP, and that has been clearly stated, I feel that this matter is done.

The OP made a bad judgement call in behavior. He has admitted and apologized for it. We now move on keeping the incident in mind during further interactions.

Myriads

 

[CrystalLight]

...a guy who impersonated a fellow member, and got me in trouble with the real member, and the New Jersey Police. This guy was banned.​

Uh. Didn't you already post this?

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Liars make me lol.

 

[RobAce]

This has got to be the most entertaining thread I've ever read on this board, sadly enough. It was like watching a really bad movie that you can't help but love.

Thread Of The Year, anyone? Does this board even give out such an award?

Well I do a post of the Week, weekly on TMF Radio, and the end of year show I do some Posts of the Year.

So perhaps this one may find its way on to something.

But I don't know if I want to

Rob

 

[Wolf]

Wow.

This has been one of the most bizarre, convoluted and awkward spectacles I've ever seen.

 

[MrMacphisto]

look, you guys want the real freaking truth? fine i'll give it to you.

well my 'mother' and i quote that because she isnt my actual mother. she's my grandmother on my mom's side(but i spent everyday with her and everyone else called her mother so thats what i called her) died after a long brutal 3 year battle with cancer. she lived in florida with my uncle(hes a high up doctor down there) for at least 2 years before she died last weekend. hence why i was flyin home from my uncles as i stated ealier.

ive been completely fucked up from it. drinking, painkillers, you name it. ive whacked myself out lately. makin lies just to stir shit up. then digging myself in with those lies and being unable to dig out so i usualy disappear from that forum.

at this point im not sure what to do. maybe leave like i always do. doesnt seem worth it now. anyways zack, the assault is all a bunch of b.s.

do i regret it? of course. why? because thats not me. im not the lying type. but losing my g-ma has really messed me up. after 20 years of her always bein there and suddenly shes not anymore. it was destructive.

i apologize for the stupid and tacky lies. maybe i was looking for a thrill. a thrill for what i dont know. all i can hope for is the forgiveness and understanding of the community.

and hopefully maybe some of you can help me through this tough time in my life. once again i am deeply and sincerely sorry for lying. thank you.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudologia_fantastica

 

[Shade]

look, you guys want the real freaking truth? fine i'll give it to you.

well my 'mother' and i quote that because she isnt my actual mother. she's my grandmother on my mom's side(but i spent everyday with her and everyone else called her mother so thats what i called her) died after a long brutal 3 year battle with cancer. she lived in florida with my uncle(hes a high up doctor down there) for at least 2 years before she died last weekend. hence why i was flyin home from my uncles as i stated ealier.

ive been completely fucked up from it. drinking, painkillers, you name it. ive whacked myself out lately. makin lies just to stir shit up. then digging myself in with those lies and being unable to dig out so i usualy disappear from that forum.

at this point im not sure what to do. maybe leave like i always do. doesnt seem worth it now. anyways zack, the assault is all a bunch of b.s.

do i regret it? of course. why? because thats not me. im not the lying type. but losing my g-ma has really messed me up. after 20 years of her always bein there and suddenly shes not anymore. it was destructive.

i apologize for the stupid and tacky lies. maybe i was looking for a thrill. a thrill for what i dont know. all i can hope for is the forgiveness and understanding of the community.

and hopefully maybe some of you can help me through this tough time in my life. once again i am deeply and sincerely sorry for lying. thank you.
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I'd like to believe you, but it's the boy who cried wolf at this point.

 

[kis123]

This has been one of the most bizarre, convoluted and awkward spectacles I've ever seen.

Yeah, but from what I hear, only the Transformers movie could provide better entertainment! And I didn't even have to leave my house!

 

[Sandrock74]

Yeah, but from what I hear, only the Transformers movie could provide better entertainment! And I didn't even have to leave my house!

Hey now! There were no Transformers in this ever changing story! Or was there? I skipped a page or two and the story kept changing. Was Megatron the banned TMF bully in the park?

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Yeah, but from what I hear, only the Transformers movie could provide better entertainment! And I didn't even have to leave my house!

I saw Transformers and it's not quite as entertaining as this.

 

[Cavum]

I can't belive I haven't checked out this thread before now!

 

[Mister Scruff]

Musical interlude brought to you by the irreplaceable Johnny Cash:

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An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky

FUCK YEAH JOHNNY CASH

 

[The Fallen Angel]

this has had more twists and turns than an M Night Shamalan movie and i can only say i really hope your not lying about a family death in order to cover this up for a lack of a better term

 

[Dussicar]

I saw Transformers and it's not quite as entertaining as this.

That's because Transformers was directed by Michael Bay.

Of course it would be more entertaining if directed by TicklerChampion. Just think of it:

An ever-changing story line completely void of any type of common sense, bad writing, incompetent production value, serious holes in the plot...line...?

Holy shit! TicklerChampion is actually Micheal Bay!!!!!!!

Actually, that wouldn't make sense. If he really was the "all-spastic-one" this thread would consist of way too many product placement ads to the point that this thread would be more of a commercial than an actual thread...Just like that fucking piece of Transformers shit.

I'm basing this assumption on the first movie. I haven't seen the second yet. I don't want to unless somebody can assuage my fears of more of the same the next time around times two.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

roffle.

 

[drewskee]

i really hope your not lying about a family death in order to cover this up for a lack of a better term

He may not be lying about that, but he has already dug his own grave and proven himself impossible to take seriously, so I honestly wouldn't doubt that is the case.

This thread should be closed now. It has lost its magic.