Well if you HAVE to ask...

[BlackestLily]

1. What are some board games you can't stand?

I don't think I've ever played a board game where I thought, "Gawd, this is ASS."

2. Can you draw logically?

I don't think art and logic usually go together, at least in the traditional sense. Abstraction and space/figure concepts come from one side of the brain, while time, logic, and language come from the other.

3. What is the first time you can remember when you knew you had some artistic skill?

I thiiiink...maybe...4th grade? I remember doing a drawing then I was particularly proud of.

4. What are some of your most vivid memories of elementary school?

Getting in trouble. A LOT. And hating most of my teachers.

5. What was your favorite school project you can remember?

Hmmm...I liked projects in 5th and 6th grade that dealt with a lot of reading, research, writing, and presenting. I would go overboard and do all these drawings and paintings and clay representations of things for a report on something like...Argentina.

6. Do you eat your rice with chopsticks?

It's preferable over a fork. You can pick it up waaayyyy easier. 😀

7. When in the design lab, did you hack into people's Swiss bank accounts?

LOL Don't I wish.

8. Baby Back or St. Louis ribs?

What's the difference?

9. Has your form of honesty ever interfered with a relationship?

Until I found the friends I have now, my honesty has generally never served me well.

10. What's the grossest thing you remember eating?

My sister dared me to eat cat food once...not very nom.

11. What is something that most people consider gross to eat, but you enjoy?

Ummm...olives I guess. I LOVE most olives, especially green. I know a lot of people say they don't like'em.

12. You're not going to include Chun Li in your list?

No I don't think so. She's a pretty shallow character.

13. Can I tell you how ridiculously awesome I think it is that one of my questions carried over into the car?

You can! LOL

14. Did I just see you want a Crow tattoo on the back of your head?

Umno. LOL Not on the back of my head.

As a Mod now, if you had to punish me, would you administer a spanking?

Oh dear...

What happens when you see one of your cats starring at a spider?

I like spiders, so I try to distract the cat to save the spider.

I will get to Avatar when we can connect Tropic's lappy to her TV. I haven't forgotten. I have, however, been looking into fandom and mythology of the series and it has gotten my pencil set off its ass for the first time in nearly six months. 😀 And I will start Strangers in Paradise once I'm done my current helping of DMZ. Haven't forgotten. 🙂

EXXXXXXXXXXXXCELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNT!!!!!

Have you ever considering being suspended from the ceiling using rope?

I've thought about it, but I'm not sure I'm mentally ready for it yet.

If you were going to a comic-con solo, who would you want to cosplay as? If you were going in a group cosplay, what group would it be and which of your friends would be which character?

I would cosplay as Lulu from Final Fantasy. 😀 If group? SAILOR MOOOOONNNNN!! I get to be Artemis, wife can be Luna, and other wife can be Sailor Moon. PERFECT!!

What is your dream profession? What was it when you were five years old?

I think being a criminal psychologist appeals to me. At 5? I literally can't remember. But knowing me, my life goal was probably to be Ariel from The Little Mermaid.

What five B-List superheroes would you want on your side to make your hero team?

LOL What counts as B-list. Birdman?

Do you like thunderstorms?

SS

Love them.

...Do you ever moderate Walter?

Walter gets moderated kitty-spanks everyday. Then he gets bitey....BAD KITTY.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Getting in trouble. A LOT. And hating most of my teachers.

Really? Could be a role play in this, yes? 😉

 

[maniactickler]

Whos your favorite Marvel comics superhero?

 

[Ishaanshah]

What kinda guy are you?

 

[Snail Shell]

Who did you vote for, vermin woman?

Did you vote?

Can you read?

Have you got thumbs?

SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!

THUMBS!

 

[paracarl44]

Do you read Garfield?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife, is there anything out of the ordinary that you find attractive in a man? A certain role, behavior, mannerism, point of view...etc. Something that isn't like..a good sense of humor, kind, nice eyes, boring boring boring.

 

[BlackestLily]

Really? Could be a role play in this, yes? 😉

My heart fluttered.

Whos your favorite Marvel comics superhero?

I don't know if I have a favorite, but I did always like Jean Grey. Or Frank Castle...😀

What kinda guy are you?

The vagina'ed kind.

Who did you vote for, vermin woman?

Did you vote?

Can you read?

Have you got thumbs?

SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!

THUMBS!

LOLOL Awwwwwwwwwwww! I miss reading Transmet. Btw I miss you too. 🙁

Do you read Garfield?

I haven't as of late, but I went through a huge Garfield loving phase. 😀

Wife, is there anything out of the ordinary that you find attractive in a man? A certain role, behavior, mannerism, point of view...etc. Something that isn't like..a good sense of humor, kind, nice eyes, boring boring boring.

I could actually pinpoint very specific things about certain guys that I like VERY much that they do. Listing things:

1. Clothing: I love when they wear jeans with tight black shirts. LoooooOOOoooove tight black shirts. Or tight dark grey shirts.

2. Behavior: I like'em like a King Arthur. 😀 Do the right thing. Be the right thing. Stand up for those who can't do so themselves. Don't allow people to push you around. Love your family. Love your home. Be kind to everyone around you. Be generous with those you love. Be humble so that others can see your good qualities. Be courageous in your thought and actions. Be passionate. Be ambitious, if you see something you want...you better damn well go for it! Protect people you care about with all your might. Treat women well. Some girls love that 'bad boy' thing. That is not me.

3. Mannerisms: Gentle honesty and directness. Smiling only with the corners of the mouth when happy...like a...subtle happiness. Always trying to stay positive for people who are down, like consistently encouraging. Taking lots of ice in their drinks. Possessing a deep concentration you can't break when they are doing something they love.

4. Point of view: I don't so much mind people's point of views as I mind how they express them. I very much dislike when a man becomes argumentative in a rude and aggressive way when his point of view doesn't match someone else's. I like when he listens, TRULY listens, even if he disagrees with yours as well.

Excellent question wifey.

 

[Snail Shell]

You miss me? Seriously? The subsequent weekend of rhino-poaching and wifeyness wasn't enough to blot me from your memory? 😉

SS

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Taking lots of ice in their drinks.

Is that why you're so attracted to me?

 

[Snail Shell]

What do you do regularly that is a challenge for you?

IFD is cosplaying at NEST as the three Fire Nation girls from Avatar. Based on everyone's respective personalities and skill sets, who plays who?

What did you wear to your high school prom? Are pics available?

In all seriousness, would you fuck Spider Jerusalem?

What is one piece of technology from any futuristic fiction you've read that you wish existed in real life?

 

[thetmfobserver]

Are you heading to NH this weekend?

 

[maniactickler]

Do you wish i was rubbing your feet right now?

 

[BlackestLily]

You miss me? Seriously? The subsequent weekend of rhino-poaching and wifeyness wasn't enough to blot me from your memory? 😉

SS

Of course! 😀 Totally different people and experiences. Our enjoyment of sushi and Avatar and craziness was its own fabulous.

Is that why you're so attracted to me?

That among...MANY...reasons.

What do you do regularly that is a challenge for you?

Getting up on time. Waking up without doing so naturally can be a huge challenge for me (which you now know). LOL

IFD is cosplaying at NEST as the three Fire Nation girls from Avatar. Based on everyone's respective personalities and skill sets, who plays who?

Hmmm...

Euphoricy is DEFINITELY Ty Lee.
I'll be Mai because we have the same bangs.
Skippy can be Azula because she's a BITCH. >:0

What did you wear to your high school prom? Are pics available?

I wore a cute little black dress. I don't have piccies, but my mom does. Helpful, huh? LOL

In all seriousness, would you fuck Spider Jerusalem?

We may never know...

What is one piece of technology from any futuristic fiction you've read that you wish existed in real life?

I want those awesome transportation devices that beam you from one place to another.

Are you heading to NH this weekend?

Sadly, no. 🙁 No monies for this venture. I'm gunning for Bellas. I might have some money by then. LOL

Do you wish i was rubbing your feet right now?

I wish I had a big ol burger from Halo Burger.

 

[CrystalLight]

I wish I had a big ol burger from Halo Burger.

Why are you NOT ACHIEVING THIS DESIRE!?

 

[asutickler]

Sadly, no. 🙁 No monies for this venture. I'm gunning for Bellas. I might have some money by then. LOL

Bella's is mandatory. I will show up at your apartment in a windowless van with a ski mask on if necessary. And I mean that in the "it sounds like I'm playing around but I'm really pretty much dead serious" type of way.

Did you get a glorious new towel bar, or what? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

bar

LOL

 

[BlackestLily]

Why are you NOT ACHIEVING THIS DESIRE!?

I had some srs bzns Mario Karting to do. Then I raged when I lost my "goal" 20 trillion times in a row...and they close at like 10 pm like shitholes. ><

Bella's is mandatory. I will show up at your apartment in a windowless van with a ski mask on if necessary. And I mean that in the "it sounds like I'm playing around but I'm really pretty much dead serious" type of way.

Did you get a glorious new towel bar, or what? 😀

LOL Yeah I'd like to see you transport that van from Arizona to here. 😀

And NO. Some rump-roast told me he was going to get a new one for me...then NEVER showed back up again like a sack of shit. I had to call 4 times to even get my carpet fixed. They never even cleaned it!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

LOL

Stupid...bar...

 

[asutickler]

LOL Yeah I'd like to see you transport that van from Arizona to here. 😀

Oh, you're right. Silly me. NOBODY in your area rents vans. I forgot. 🙄


Speaking of vans... Are your neighbors the sort of folks who'll ignore screaming, or do I need to cut the phone lines? 😀

Don't worry, I'll let you know it's me once we're halfway to Columbus. 😉

 

[BlackestLily]

Oh, you're right. Silly me. NOBODY in your area rents vans. I forgot. 🙄


Speaking of vans... Are your neighbors the sort of folks who'll ignore screaming, or do I need to cut the phone lines? 😀

Don't worry, I'll let you know it's me once we're halfway to Columbus. 😉

Bad economy. No van renting...anywhere. In fact? All of the vans in the surrounding area exploded. Tragic really...

 

[asutickler]

WTF? How is anyone supposed to hand out free candy without VANS?!

 

[BlackestLily]

WTF? How is anyone supposed to hand out free candy without VANS?!

The candy tank!


...

Is THAT what you actually planned on doing with that van?!!?

 

[asutickler]

Is THAT what you actually planned on doing with that van?!!?

Nope!

...You should probably pack your bags for Bellas and leave them by the front door. Preferably where someone would be likely to spot them upon kicking it in. K? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Nope!

...You should probably pack your bags for Bellas and leave them by the front door. Preferably where someone would be likely to spot them upon kicking it in. K? 😀

LOL I'm uh...I'm keeping that extra sweepy lock thing latched at the top of my door. And Walter is standing guard.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Nope!

...You should probably pack your bags for Bellas and leave them by the front door. Preferably where someone would be likely to spot them upon kicking it in. K? 😀

Let me help you. I can earn her trust...