Well if you HAVE to ask...

[asutickler]

LOL I'm uh...I'm keeping that extra sweepy lock thing latched at the top of my door. And Walter is standing guard.

...How mad would you REALLY be? Just in theory. Assuming I tricked you into opening the door to keep property damage to a minimum. And took care not to let the kitties out. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Let me help you. I can earn her trust...

...How mad would you REALLY be? Just in theory. Assuming I tricked you into opening the door to keep property damage to a minimum. And took care not to let the kitties out. 🙂

These are very srs bzns specifics. Wife called you a "derpy BAR" just FYI.

 

[Brucetheshark]

...How mad would you REALLY be? Just in theory. Assuming I tricked you into opening the door to keep property damage to a minimum. And took care not to let the kitties out. 🙂

Let my cousin, the Land Shark, help you with the door-opening tricks. He's pretty good at that stuff. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

If i bought you a Halo burger and a coke, then would you let me rub your feet?

 

[Snail Shell]

Is there any way one could convince you to wear this to a gathering?

SS

 

[paracarl44]

Have you ever thought of drawing cartoons?

 

[asutickler]

Fail pelican is fail?

 

[natural tickler]

ready for school to start??

what would your reaction be if a student gave you a poke, or tried to tickle you?

how is the family doing??

and how are you doing these days??

you have a weakness for what type of food??

who wins between Chun-Li and Cammy??

ever solved a Rubik's cube...without cheating??

can you ice skate??

continuous soft tickles, or full blown wrecking ones??

how long can you take tickles on your feet without pulling away??

 

[BlackestLily]

Let my cousin, the Land Shark, help you with the door-opening tricks. He's pretty good at that stuff. 😀

God I love you guys...😀 😀 😀

If i bought you a Halo burger and a coke, then would you let me rub your feet?

What kind of burger? :>

Is there any way one could convince you to wear this to a gathering?

SS

😵 I really...really don't think I would look good in that...LOL

Have you ever thought of drawing cartoons?

I do love to draw...but at the same time the place in drawing I love most is when it simply inspires me to do it in that moment. Signatures and "small" projects are perfect for this because I can do'em when I want. I feel like...maybe cartoons would take up a very large chunk of time...sooooooooooooooo in other words yes I've thought about it, but no I don't think I'd do it. LOL

Fail pelican is fail?

WIN ONLY!!

ready for school to start??

Last week I totally would have said yes. This week? NOOOOOPE!

what would your reaction be if a student gave you a poke, or tried to tickle you?

It's happened, and I've told'em NO ES BUENO and not appropriate for a classroom.

how is the family doing??

Well...they keep on keepin on I guess.

and how are you doing these days??

Tired...guh. Very busy last 2 days.

you have a weakness for what type of food??

Sushi. Hands. DOWN.

who wins between Chun-Li and Cammy??

Hmmm...Well, I'm thinking Chun Li does, but I haven't played too many Street Fighter games where Cammy is present in them. So I don't know her moves or fighting style that well.

ever solved a Rubik's cube...without cheating??

Pffff....NO. LOL

can you ice skate??

The day I try...I will definitely let you know.

continuous soft tickles, or full blown wrecking ones??

Depends on the mood I'm in, though it's usually a soft mood.

how long can you take tickles on your feet without pulling away??

Depends on the kind. If it's the soft-almost-like-a-massage? Forrreeevvvveerrrr.

 

[asutickler]

So... WHAT was that name you made up for me again? Something knightly-sounding, if I recall... 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

So... WHAT was that name you made up for me again? Something knightly-sounding, if I recall... 😀

Sir Loin?

 

[asutickler]

...

...

...Close enough. 😛

 

[BlackestLily]

...

...

...Close enough. 😛

Oh...pf...YOU mean Sir Chickenshit!

...
..
.

Sir BAR?

 

[asutickler]

So... How would you like your whupping? 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

So... How would you like your whupping? 🙂

With you over my knee. I get more leverage with my armswing and bare-handed power.

 

[asutickler]

Your knee is far too fragile and dainty to hold the likes of me... We'll just have to reverse your little scenario, yes? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Your knee is far too fragile and dainty to hold the likes of me... We'll just have to reverse your little scenario, yes? 😀

Normally pelicans to not agree to such...shenanigans...but if you wear this, my fluffy ass will think about it:

 

[asutickler]

A ninja? Moi?

I have no idea of what you speak. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

A ninja? Moi?

I have no idea of what you speak. 😀

Pelicans are more susceptible to...things such as...that...

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Oh, my Wife...EXCELLENT CHOICE

 

[BlackestLily]

Oh, my Wife...EXCELLENT CHOICE

TELL me about it.

 

[asutickler]

...Whatever happened to the police uniform?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...Whatever happened to the police uniform?

Good fucking question. What DID happen to that, RHINO?

 

[BlackestLily]

...Whatever happened to the police uniform?

Oh...there's a LOT on that list. They don't go away when we post one we like. They are simply added to the evar growing list of...

 

[BlackestLily]

Good fucking question. What DID happen to that, RHINO?

OH YEAH!!! THAT DICKMAW WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT FOR THE BASH!