Well if you HAVE to ask...

[natural tickler]

48 hrs left naughty librarian...yoo excited??

 

[BlackestLily]

Alright, fine. What if I pick up Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, and pre-order Cataclysm? You're on your own for the monthly fee, unless I get carte blanche, and get to know everything. K?

LOL Good god, I couldn't possibly allow you to do that.

As of 6:30 this morning, my stomach was STILL growling. Proud of yourself? >_<

😀 The house smells amazing!! So yes, very proud. 😀

48 hrs left naughty librarian...yoo excited??

I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM READY!! 😀

 

[Pokey]

Do you think I should find a way to penalize you for each minute that you are later than I think you should be up North? 😛 Like Old Maid instead of Uno?

 

[slacker2114]

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

 

[Snail Shell]

If you could play the movie role of any comic book character, what role would you play?

Or should I just look at your signature?

 

[thetmfobserver]

So I take it you'd consider letting me in on all your secrets?

How's school going?

How excited are you for the weekend?

How scared are you for the weekend?

How sad are you that I won't be attending this weekend?

How many more questions can I ask that start with "How"?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Hey Lily....hair up or down? If up, what style? Beautifully brushed or a beautiful tangled mess? 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Hey!

Doing anything tomorrow?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Grilled cheese sammich lightly sprinkled with cinnomon. Yes or No?

 

[slacker2114]

ANNOUNCEMENT ​

As many of you know, our lovely BlackestLily, is away this weekend. Her only regret about going is that she will not be available to answer all your questions. And so, as a service to my good friend, I will answer questions for her while she is away. This will help to prevent a backlog of questions while she's away and will also keep you, her rabid fans, happy as I know she would want you to be. So please, feel free to continue asking questions as you would her and I will draw upon my vast knowledge of her to respond to you all as she would.

Thank you and have a nice day. 🙂

Do you think I should find a way to penalize you for each minute that you are later than I think you should be up North? 😛 Like Old Maid instead of Uno?

You absolutely should. Nothing says dismay at someone being late than a game of Fifty-two Pickup.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Hazarding a guess at my own question, I would say a few months ago, when she took a bunch of silly drawings off the web, tagged me in all of them and sent them to mutual friends. This may also count as the dumbest thing, as she forgot that every time someone is tagged in a photo, said person is notified. However, this all sparked the "feud" between us that is going to ultimately end in her destruction at Bella's, which I suspect was her plan all along. Clever, clever girl, that Lily. 😀

If you could play the movie role of any comic book character, what role would you play?

Or should I just look at your signature?

Knowing she would want super powers, Mary-Jane would not be her character of choice. Going by her personality, I'm betting this would be the hero that fits her best... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl

So I take it you'd consider letting me in on all your secrets?

How's school going?

How excited are you for the weekend?

How scared are you for the weekend?

How sad are you that I won't be attending this weekend?

How many more questions can I ask that start with "How"?

She won't. She's funny like that.

No fatalities in the classroom yet, so that's a good sign.

So excited, she nearly wet her pants. Again, she's funny like that.

Very. She shit-talks everybody and now she must face some of them. She hardly has any clean pants left.

She's pretty bummed.

That many.

Hey Lily....hair up or down? If up, what style? Beautifully brushed or a beautiful tangled mess? 😀

Due to the high volume of questions about her hair, she has decided to shave her head bald and had unicorns and dolphins tattooed onto her scalp. This way, her head never changes and no one need to ask about it anymore. It's actually pretty cool as when she wiggles her ears, it appears the unicorns are mating with the dolphins.

Hey!

Doing anything tomorrow?

Yup. She's going on a drive.

Grilled cheese sammich lightly sprinkled with cinnomon. Yes or No?

Lily believes cinnamon is a crime against nature and would not defile a tasty grilled cheese with it. Her lifelong dream is to destroy anything that produces cinnamon.

Keep those questions coming to let her know she's loved. 😀​

 

[asutickler]

Hmmmmm...

Deep down, how frightened are you of Brent and I?

Don't you wish you could take back all of those mean, taunting things you said?

Do you plan to throw Skippy under the bus at the earliest opportunity and run for your life?

Do you plan to come to Dr. Rhino's office, or will he need to make a house call?

Who is lamer: You, or Lyz?

😀

 

[RobAce]

I have several questions.....

What is 2 +2 ?

How many continents will you travel to hide from the wrath of Brent and ASU?

What is the first thought that runs through your mind when you think of Slacker?

How would you define the color "orange".

Are you getting nervous?

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Hmmmmm...

Deep down, how frightened are you of Brent and I?

Don't you wish you could take back all of those mean, taunting things you said?

Do you plan to throw Skippy under the bus at the earliest opportunity and run for your life?

Do you plan to come to Dr. Rhino's office, or will he need to make a house call?

Who is lamer: You, or Lyz?

😀

Extremely!! Hers is a fear that is only equaled by that of a mouse caught between the paws of a stalking cat, which is a VERY appropriate comparison.

Yes and no. On the one hand, she realizes what a foolish thing she has done and what it's going to bring down on her. On the other hand, she's such a little sub, she only wonders if she's gone far enough to bring down on her the full wrath that will leave her as nothing but a puddle of Jell-o on the floor.

Absolutely! She knows Skippy plans to do the same to her so they will be racing to see who gets caught in the fender wells first. Not that it really matters, since she knows there is no escape.

She's already made her appointment with the office. She knows there's no use trying to hide from a rhino on the hunt.

Lyz, hands down. Lyz is the one that got her into this mess. Plus, her useless cries of "I love you, babygirl. You're doing fine" are total bullshit. Though that will not stop Lily from trying to out-lame, Skippy.

I have several questions.....

What is 2 +2 ?

How many continents will you travel to hide from the wrath of Brent and ASU?

What is the first thought that runs through your mind when you think of Slacker?

How would you define the color "orange".

Are you getting nervous?

Rob

The lopsided equation of Rhino and Slacker vs. the Ineffective Farce of the Doomed, commomnly known as IFD.

All of them. Then she can say she got totally ruined on every one of them.

A fine specimen of a human male. Her ovaries do backflips at the mere sounds of his voice.

Total bullshit. What kind of person wears orange???

Getting?? More like BEEN. Every tick of the clock brings her closer to her inevitable doom.

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you think I should find a way to penalize you for each minute that you are later than I think you should be up North? 😛 Like Old Maid instead of Uno?

LOL Love the icons. We didn't get to play the penalty game this time, but I have a feeling I'll be seeing you soon.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Oh lord, ummm, not going to answer this. LOL

If you could play the movie role of any comic book character, what role would you play?

Or should I just look at your signature?

I'd be Tulip. 😀 OR Catwoman.

So I take it you'd consider letting me in on all your secrets?

LOL nowai.

How's school going?

Excellent, I'm happy to be there everyday and glad to see the kids.

How excited are you for the weekend?

I was excited to see everyone! 😀 It's impossible not to be at least a little bit.

How scared are you for the weekend?

I wasn't scared at. ALL.

How sad are you that I won't be attending this weekend?

Saaaaaad panda. 🙁 I really think you need to gun for Bellas.

How many more questions can I ask that start with "How"?

Probably quite a few.

Hey Lily....hair up or down? If up, what style? Beautifully brushed or a beautiful tangled mess? 😀

Right now it's brushed and up in a lovely, loose bun.

Hey!

Doing anything tomorrow?

Meeeeeeeeeh-beeeeeeeeh. 😎

Grilled cheese sammich lightly sprinkled with cinnomon. Yes or No?

Nay. I dip mine in spaghettios. Mmmmm.

ANNOUNCEMENT ​

As many of you know, our lovely BlackestLily, is away this weekend. Her only regret about going is that she will not be available to answer all your questions. And so, as a service to my good friend, I will answer questions for her while she is away. This will help to prevent a backlog of questions while she's away and will also keep you, her rabid fans, happy as I know she would want you to be. So please, feel free to continue asking questions as you would her and I will draw upon my vast knowledge of her to respond to you all as she would.

Thank you and have a nice day. 🙂

How generous of you! What's the catch...?

You absolutely should. Nothing says dismay at someone being late than a game of Fifty-two Pickup.



Hazarding a guess at my own question, I would say a few months ago, when she took a bunch of silly drawings off the web, tagged me in all of them and sent them to mutual friends. This may also count as the dumbest thing, as she forgot that every time someone is tagged in a photo, said person is notified. However, this all sparked the "feud" between us that is going to ultimately end in her destruction at Bella's, which I suspect was her plan all along. Clever, clever girl, that Lily. 😀



Knowing she would want super powers, Mary-Jane would not be her character of choice. Going by her personality, I'm betting this would be the hero that fits her best... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl



She won't. She's funny like that.

No fatalities in the classroom yet, so that's a good sign.

So excited, she nearly wet her pants. Again, she's funny like that.

Very. She shit-talks everybody and now she must face some of them. She hardly has any clean pants left.

She's pretty bummed.

That many.




Due to the high volume of questions about her hair, she has decided to shave her head bald and had unicorns and dolphins tattooed onto her scalp. This way, her head never changes and no one need to ask about it anymore. It's actually pretty cool as when she wiggles her ears, it appears the unicorns are mating with the dolphins.



Yup. She's going on a drive.



Lily believes cinnamon is a crime against nature and would not defile a tasty grilled cheese with it. Her lifelong dream is to destroy anything that produces cinnamon.

Keep those questions coming to let her know she's loved. 😀​

Oh, I see the catch now. LOL

Hmmmmm...

Deep down, how frightened are you of Brent and I?

Deep down...deeep deeeeeeeeep DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP DEEP DEEP deep deep deep down...not at all. 😎

Don't you wish you could take back all of those mean, taunting things you said?

No, as a matter of fact I want to double the trouble and keep maximum shit talking efficiency as long as humanly possible.

Do you plan to throw Skippy under the bus at the earliest opportunity and run for your life?

NOWAI!! She's my wife, and forever I'm by her side.

Do you plan to come to Dr. Rhino's office, or will he need to make a house call?

LOLOL. Rhinos don't have offices, so there will be NO need for visits, thankyouverymuch.

Who is lamer: You, or Lyz?

😀

I think what you actually meant to say was who is cooler. But it's a really difficult question to answer because we both have our own strengths in life that make us the babes that we are. But I love her dearly, and she is my life, so I believe I will have to answer that my wife is cooler.

I have several questions.....

And I shall answer to the absolute best of my abilities.

What is 2 +2 ?

Definitely 4, I'm sure of it.

How many continents will you travel to hide from the wrath of Brent and ASU?

They best be running from ME, not the other way around.

What is the first thought that runs through your mind when you think of Slacker?

LOL Um...I think of his hat of all things.

How would you define the color "orange".

It's a color of vibrancy and warmth. It reminds me of fall and all the fun things and good smells that go with it.

Are you getting nervous?

Rob

No way, nervous doesn't even register. LOL

Extremely!! Hers is a fear that is only equaled by that of a mouse caught between the paws of a stalking cat, which is a VERY appropriate comparison.

Worst comparison EVER. I am not unlike the eagle, hunting prey. I see from above AND STRIKE AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!

Yes and no. On the one hand, she realizes what a foolish thing she has done and what it's going to bring down on her. On the other hand, she's such a little sub, she only wonders if she's gone far enough to bring down on her the full wrath that will leave her as nothing but a puddle of Jell-o on the floor.

WHAT?!?!?! I am defiance PERSONIFIED.

Absolutely! She knows Skippy plans to do the same to her so they will be racing to see who gets caught in the fender wells first. Not that it really matters, since she knows there is no escape.

No way, wife and I are a marital team and we are in total support of one another.

She's already made her appointment with the office. She knows there's no use trying to hide from a rhino on the hunt.

I have made no such appointment, especially with a non existent office. Rhinos do not adapt well to the office world, and much prefer running free in the plains.

Lyz, hands down. Lyz is the one that got her into this mess. Plus, her useless cries of "I love you, babygirl. You're doing fine" are total bullshit. Though that will not stop Lily from trying to out-lame, Skippy.

I can't imagine a finer support system.

The lopsided equation of Rhino and Slacker vs. the Ineffective Farce of the Doomed, commomnly known as IFD.

Yeah, lopsided is right. When are the two of you actually going to get your shit together and be something other than utterly trounced and defeated by yours truly long with the rest of IFD? Jesus, I mean...I thought when I got into this I was actually going to have a LITTLE bit of fear because of the repercussions of my actions...but uh...I'm feeling preeeee-tty chill.

All of them. Then she can say she got totally ruined on every one of them.

I get ruined in NOTHING!!

A fine specimen of a human male. Her ovaries do backflips at the mere sounds of his voice.

LOLOL My ovaries do flips...

Total bullshit. What kind of person wears orange???

Only the MOST BEAUTIFUL IN ALL THE LAND, THAT'S WHO!!!

Getting?? More like BEEN. Every tick of the clock brings her closer to her inevitable doom.

I'm so chill I need a heater to warm me back up. 😎

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

The ease with which you just schooled our unworthy opponents makes me glisten with pride and tingle with glee. Can you please share with me your version of what is going to happen between the two of us and slackerbitch and the rhino at Bella's?

 

[natural tickler]

an announcement for Rhino and Slacker

as a fellow member of the Lean, I felt it was my duty to help soften Miss Lily to even make you victory that much more easier, although I know you gents didn't need it...she will take a while to recover as I laid the smackdown on her

And Miss Lily, if you deny that happened you are one lying son of a.....

that is all

 

[slacker2114]

Well played, T, though now she seems to be worse than ever. Has she lost her friggin' mind?

 

[natural tickler]

Well played, T, though now she seems to be worse than ever. Has she lost her friggin' mind?

aboslutely...found a real killa spot if ya wanna know

 

[thetmfobserver]

You mean, Lily is ticklish???

 

[natural tickler]

You mean, Lily is ticklish???

very ticklish my friend

 

[thetmfobserver]

So, what spot is this natural is referring to, Lily?

 

[BlackestLily]

The ease with which you just schooled our unworthy opponents makes me glisten with pride and tingle with glee. Can you please share with me your version of what is going to happen between the two of us and slackerbitch and the rhino at Bella's?

Absolutely wife. I picture it playing out like on the Discovery Channel. (Now please begin narrating this in your head with that one funny video about nature sucking that one guy is the voice for.)

It's hot on the savanna and the lionesses haven't eaten in weeks, for they have been stalking a small, tender rhino and a wounded slacker-gazelle. Prime for the picking, they waited for the opportune moment, watching them from across the savanna-room and hiding behind savanna-furniture. By luck, both pitiful, unfortunate creatures stop at the same watering-hole-Bella's-snack-table and begin drinking deeply and consuming chips and salsa. With the ease and skill of an expert hunter, they begin the hunt by stalking lowly to the ground, muscles rippling. Then they break into a run (a true treat to any observer to see this expert hunting take place.) Both the tender rhino and slacker-gazelle lift their heads, eyes widening in panic. They try to run but are either rooted to the spot in fear, or don't get very far because basically they pretty much suck. The lionesses spring forth, soaring through the air, felling both weak, pathetic animals. They tear into their hides and feast, satiating their body hunger, but not the hunger for a real challenge. That one will just have to wait.

as a fellow member of the Lean, I felt it was my duty to help soften Miss Lily to even make you victory that much more easier, although I know you gents didn't need it...she will take a while to recover as I laid the smackdown on her

And Miss Lily, if you deny that happened you are one lying son of a.....

that is all

If anything, I've become stronger. Think of the 16 pack I'm going to have once I arrive. I could actually use it to hold your hand in place while slapping you all around with the rest of IFD.

Well played, T, though now she seems to be worse than ever. Has she lost her friggin' mind?

No, it's now only been enhanced towards by goal of both of your collective destructions.

aboslutely...found a real killa spot if ya wanna know

SHUTITRIGHTNOW.

You mean, Lily is ticklish???

No way. When he was trying I was basically crocheting a scarf.

very ticklish my friend

See 2 answers above.

So, what spot is this natural is referring to, Lily?

There is no such place. Non existent.

 

[thetmfobserver]

See, this puzzles me. Don't you enjoy being tickled?

 

[BlackestLily]

See, this puzzles me. Don't you enjoy being tickled?

No puzzles. It's a love/hate relationship.

 

[slacker2114]

You hate to admit you love it?