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Well if you HAVE to ask...

Since I have no designs on your ovaries, I should be fine. You're not gonna point those things at me, are you?

I don't need to point, they just are a natural defense...sort of like those lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes. So don't threaten me and my defenses won't be activated. 😀
 

I don't need to point, they just are a natural defense...sort of like those lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes. So don't threaten me and my defenses won't be activated. 😀

I may have to threaten you just to see what happens. How good are you at making omlettes?
 
I may have to threaten you just to see what happens. How good are you at making omlettes?

I'm pretty decent, but I guess it depends on what's going in it and how people like it. My dad doesn't like the veggies mixed in, he likes them folded in the middle.
 
I'm pretty decent, but I guess it depends on what's going in it and how people like it. My dad doesn't like the veggies mixed in, he likes them folded in the middle.

Cool. So all I do is set off your defenses, collect the eggs and you'll make me a ham and cheese omlette?
 
If you rocket eggs out of your uterus into Brent's car right now I'll fucking marry you for rizzle - with a big gay pride parade and everything.

And..that fucking narrative was amazing.
 
If you rocket eggs out of your uterus into Brent's car right now I'll fucking marry you for rizzle - with a big gay pride parade and everything.

And..that fucking narrative was amazing.
Thank you so much wife. :bubbleheart::bubbleheart: PS: I tried super hard to fire one off in his general direction so you'd marry me, but there's no threat in the nearby vicinity so our wedding plans must wait. 🙁
Are gatherings REALLY that awesome or are you all just trying to make people jealous?
They really, really are. 😀 At the MI gathering his year, there was a handful of newbies that came from other states, and I periodically asked them throughout the weekend how they were doing and if they were having a good time, and the answer was ALWAYS a very enthusiastic yes!
 
No way. When he was trying I was basically crocheting a scarf.

:bwahaha:. You do get a lot of downtime while Natural's trying. I was able to finish War & Peace during my session, and I even got a short nap in. (I will now make my running start for the nearest exit :jester:)

I just wanted to say thanks for making me feel so welcome at the gathering Miss. Truly appreciated :twohugs: How are you doing, have you recovered yet from this weekend? 🙂
 
:bwahaha:. You do get a lot of downtime while Natural's trying. I was able to finish War & Peace during my session, and I even got a short nap in. (I will now make my running start for the nearest exit :jester:)
LOL Oh shit, you too? I was able to make 3 afghans during my time, so maybe I should have been more thoughtful and asked if you wanted one for your nap. 😀

I just wanted to say thanks for making me feel so welcome at the gathering Miss. Truly appreciated :twohugs: How are you doing, have you recovered yet from this weekend? 🙂
Anything for you, beautiful. :smilelove

As for my recovery, my muscles are screaming. LOL Hot bathes every night. But now I think I'm getting a cold. Damn kids. How did you make out? Survive with all limbs in tact? 😀
 
LOL Oh shit, you too? I was able to make 3 afghans during my time, so maybe I should have been more thoughtful and asked if you wanted one for your nap. 😀

:laughhard: Damn...that would've been sweet too...you get cold while you're waiting for him to finish "destroying" you 🙄:jester:. Sleepy too...next year fo sho I want an afghan. Do you want me to bring you some books or something for next time, maybe a movie?? It's boring as f*ck waiting for something to happen :bwahaha:

Anything for you, beautiful. :smilelove

As for my recovery, my muscles are screaming. LOL Hot bathes every night. But now I think I'm getting a cold. Damn kids. How did you make out? Survive with all limbs in tact? 😀

Aww thank you gorgeous :twohugs: :redheart:

Other than feeling like I've been running a marathon for four days, I'm fabulous 😀. I need to dream about sleeping tonight so I can get twice as much rest to recover :jester:.
 
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