BlackestLily
3rd Level Green Feather
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You hate to admit you love it?
LOL Don't try working your tricky wording.
You hate to admit you love it?
LOL Don't try working your tricky wording.
Isn't that what makes your ovaries do backflips?
LOL My ovaries are not gymnasts.
Isn't that what makes it all the more epic?
600 lbs.?? Those aren't ovaries, those are egg shooters.
So don't mess. 😉
Since I have no designs on your ovaries, I should be fine. You're not gonna point those things at me, are you?
I don't need to point, they just are a natural defense...sort of like those lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes. So don't threaten me and my defenses won't be activated. 😀
I may have to threaten you just to see what happens. How good are you at making omlettes?
I'm pretty decent, but I guess it depends on what's going in it and how people like it. My dad doesn't like the veggies mixed in, he likes them folded in the middle.
Cool. So all I do is set off your defenses, collect the eggs and you'll make me a ham and cheese omlette?
LOL I AM NOT SOME EGG LAYING HEN.
Really? You come off as pretty chicken to me. 😀
I'm going to egg your car.😎
This is where by ability to bench 600 lbs with my uterus comes in. 😀I dare you. My car is parked right outside. Think you can hit it from there?
This is where by ability to bench 600 lbs with my uterus comes in. 😀
Some day, you're gonna make some lucky bastard very happy. Is it healthy to hate someone you don't even know?
Thank you so much wife. PS: I tried super hard to fire one off in his general direction so you'd marry me, but there's no threat in the nearby vicinity so our wedding plans must wait. 🙁If you rocket eggs out of your uterus into Brent's car right now I'll fucking marry you for rizzle - with a big gay pride parade and everything.
And..that fucking narrative was amazing.
They really, really are. 😀 At the MI gathering his year, there was a handful of newbies that came from other states, and I periodically asked them throughout the weekend how they were doing and if they were having a good time, and the answer was ALWAYS a very enthusiastic yes!Are gatherings REALLY that awesome or are you all just trying to make people jealous?
No way. When he was trying I was basically crocheting a scarf.
LOL Oh shit, you too? I was able to make 3 afghans during my time, so maybe I should have been more thoughtful and asked if you wanted one for your nap. 😀. You do get a lot of downtime while Natural's trying. I was able to finish War & Peace during my session, and I even got a short nap in. (I will now make my running start for the nearest exit )
Anything for you, beautiful.I just wanted to say thanks for making me feel so welcome at the gathering Miss. Truly appreciated How are you doing, have you recovered yet from this weekend? 🙂
LOL Oh shit, you too? I was able to make 3 afghans during my time, so maybe I should have been more thoughtful and asked if you wanted one for your nap. 😀
Anything for you, beautiful.
As for my recovery, my muscles are screaming. LOL Hot bathes every night. But now I think I'm getting a cold. Damn kids. How did you make out? Survive with all limbs in tact? 😀