I have accidentally set the following items on fire: My kitchen table, a park bench, and my lawn. I also blew up a yule goat once, but that was not accidental.
Sometimes I have a hard time stopping myself from laughing manically when I'm in the middle of a crowd.
I have been drunk in school at least 3 times (as far as I can remember). 4 times if we count graduation, but that's cheating.
I have a pet skull named Rothford. I talk to him when I get lonely.
I am banned from 2 Swedish libraries and a pub in Norway.
After one particularly wild night of partying, I woke up on the couch in an appartment belonging to my former classmate. She had not been out partying with me, and she had no idea how I could have possibly gotten past the locked front gate and her locked apartment door - especially not without waking her up.
I once had a sword cane, but I broke it when a guy tried to pick a fight with me on New Year's Eve. Basically I did a 180 degree spin swinging the cane against his head, and the handle snapped and fell off.
...I only made up one of the statements above. 😀