Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[kered]

I don't know, Maniac. They eat a lot of overdone roasts and kidney pies and drink stouts and ales over there. You might get a fooling.

 

[isabeau]

Not even a contest. shes not in my flatulence league! id blast her out of the water!

omg can you get any grosser????

 

[General Zod]

omg can you get any grosser????

You just had to ask,didn't you?

 

[kered]

At least Izzy still posts here, Maniac. But I don't mind saying that I sure miss Tulip.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Ok, you did your best. thats all i can ask. just inform her to sleep with one eye open and dont ever pull the covers over her head!

Pffft. Yeah 'cause I'd let you into my bed, wouldn't I? Bloody hell... with that aroma, I'd make sure you didn't get past customs. 😛

Not even a contest. shes not in my flatulence league! id blast her out of the water!

I'll happily agree! 🙄 (To not being in your flatulence league, not the whole water thing. Underwater farts... not a good idea. )

I don't know, Maniac. They eat a lot of overdone roasts and kidney pies and drink stouts and ales over there. You might get a fooling.

Omg, that's like saying that all Americans gorge themselves on "donuts", hamburgers and... what was that drink called... Mountain Dew! Which I'm sure is not the case. So nerr.

 

[General Zod]

Underwater farts are cool

 

[kered]

Pffft. Yeah 'cause I'd let you into my bed, wouldn't I? Bloody hell... with that aroma, I'd make sure you didn't get past customs. 😛I'll happily agree! 🙄 (To not being in your flatulence league, not the whole water thing. Underwater farts... not a good idea. )Omg, that's like saying that all Americans gorge themselves on "donuts", hamburgers and... what was that drink called... Mountain Dew! Which I'm sure is not the case. So nerr.

No...that would be the belching thread.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

No...that would be the belching thread.

Omg, don't tell me there's actually a belching thread on here too?

 

[General Zod]

Omg, don't tell me there's actually a belching thread on here too?

Yes there is

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=83985

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Yes there is

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=83985

What? That thread was soo not there before. *checks time posted* Ha, knew it!

I bet no one will post in it anyways.

 

[General Zod]

What? That thread was soo not there before. *checks time posted* Ha, knew it!

I bet no one will post in it anyways.

Someone did So there

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Someone did So there

Yeah... AFTER I posted that. And I'm not geeky enough to sit here altering my post everytime someone posted.

*edits post* "Oh wait, one person has." *submits* *edits* "No wait, two have now." 🙄

And yeah... you had better run. But I warn you, I'll catch you anyways.

 

[General Zod]

Yeah... AFTER I posted that. And I'm not geeky enough to sit here altering my post everytime someone posted.

*edits post* "Oh wait, one person has." *submits* *edits* "No wait, two have now." 🙄

And yeah... you had better run. But I warn you, I'll catch you anyways.

Oh sure You'll post in this stinky ole thread But not in mine

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Oh sure You'll post in this stinky ole thread But not in mine

Oh you know it. 😛

Look, it took them almost 4 weeks to get me to post in this one again... so start waiting.

I'm surprised maniac hasn't commented about my return yet. Maybe he's passed out from the shock.

Blimey. I hate to think what would happen if I actually shared. Not that I have anything to share in this disgraceful thread.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I almost died laughing while reading this thread! My brother has the most god awful farts and when he was younger he would record them on our phone's answering machine and play them back while someone was in his room! I look back on it now and I think it is hysterical!

 

[General Zod]

I almost died laughing while reading this thread! My brother has the most god awful farts and when he was younger he would record them on our phone's answering machine and play them back while someone was in his room! I look back on it now and I think it is hysterical!

Now that's funny I don't care who you are

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Now that's funny I don't care who you are

Yeah I am still laughing hysterically!

 

[golas1964]

Rectum! (Damn near killed 'em!)

Just got thru reading every post on this thread. Ever laugh so hard it hurt your gut? That's what I've been doing for the last hour.

If any of you ever come across the 'Class Clown' comedy album by George Carlin, he did a great routine about farts. (ex: "Didja ever notice your own farts smell ok???") George also does good bits on urinals and snot.

Also Steve Martin had a good bit about 'Lighting one up!'

IMHO, kielbasa (Polish sausage) beans and beer are the deadliest combination! Actually anything with lots of paprika will do it for me.

I did have a pastrami grinder for dinner tonight. Not many odoriferous emanations yet but I'm working on it.

The 'Norwegian Gas' clip was funny as hell. I've heard it said that 'Women don't fart, they glow.' - Guess not!

And those are my random fart thoughts for this evening. But before I go I will send you to: http://www.fart-joke.com/

 

[isabeau]

Just got thru reading every post on this thread. Ever laugh so hard it hurt your gut? That's what I've been doing for the last hour.

If any of you ever come across the 'Class Clown' comedy album by George Carlin, he did a great routine about farts. (ex: "Didja ever notice your own farts smell ok???") George also does good bits on urinals and snot.

Also Steve Martin had a good bit about 'Lighting one up!'

IMHO, kielbasa (Polish sausage) beans and beer are the deadliest combination! Actually anything with lots of paprika will do it for me.

I did have a pastrami grinder for dinner tonight. Not many odoriferous emanations yet but I'm working on it.

The 'Norwegian Gas' clip was funny as hell. I've heard it said that 'Women don't fart, they glow.' - Guess not!

And those are my random fart thoughts for this evening. But before I go I will send you to: http://www.fart-joke.com/

o yuck lololol another flatulence fan i see.... sighs..

 

[maniactickler]

omg can you get any grosser????

Umm....hell yeah!

 

[isabeau]

Umm....hell yeah!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you maniac man are totally disgusting....

 

[maniactickler]

I almost died laughing while reading this thread! My brother has the most god awful farts and when he was younger he would record them on our phone's answering machine and play them back while someone was in his room! I look back on it now and I think it is hysterical!

Welcome to my thread! glad you could make it!

 

[maniactickler]

Oh you know it. 😛

Look, it took them almost 4 weeks to get me to post in this one again... so start waiting.

I'm surprised maniac hasn't commented about my return yet. Maybe he's passed out from the shock.

Blimey. I hate to think what would happen if I actually shared. Not that I have anything to share in this disgraceful thread.

I knew id FLUSH you out of hiding eventually! (pardon the pun) good to have you back! your like family here.

 

[maniactickler]

Just got thru reading every post on this thread. Ever laugh so hard it hurt your gut? That's what I've been doing for the last hour.

If any of you ever come across the 'Class Clown' comedy album by George Carlin, he did a great routine about farts. (ex: "Didja ever notice your own farts smell ok???") George also does good bits on urinals and snot.

Also Steve Martin had a good bit about 'Lighting one up!'

IMHO, kielbasa (Polish sausage) beans and beer are the deadliest combination! Actually anything with lots of paprika will do it for me.

I did have a pastrami grinder for dinner tonight. Not many odoriferous emanations yet but I'm working on it.

The 'Norwegian Gas' clip was funny as hell. I've heard it said that 'Women don't fart, they glow.' - Guess not!

And those are my random fart thoughts for this evening. But before I go I will send you to: http://www.fart-joke.com/

Welcome to my thread. tell all your friends. the more the merrier!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I almost died laughing while reading this thread! My brother has the most god awful farts and when he was younger he would record them on our phone's answering machine and play them back while someone was in his room! I look back on it now and I think it is hysterical!

Omg, that made me remember my brother. He used to fart in a jar/pot and then walk up to someone and say "Wanna see what's in here?"

Yeah... you can guess the outcome.

Urgh, brothers are so disgusting. 🙄

There, I shared a story. Hope you're happy maniac. 😛