Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[kered]

I'm proud of you Isabeau. You came in here and paid off the bet.

 

[maniactickler]

don't press your luck, buddy....this is the last time this thread will be graced with my presence....so there...

Youll be back.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

don't press your luck, buddy....this is the last time this thread will be graced with my presence....so there...

but we all know you come here secretly.

 

[maniactickler]

but we all know you come here secretly.

Yep. i bet if you checked the history on her computer, it would lead to this thread many times!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Yep. i bet if you checked the history on her computer, it would lead to this thread many times!

Hmm? Maybe someone should check that out. LOL! 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Now I wonder why anyone would complain about a wonderful thread as this one. (Besides Izzy but everyone knows she secretly loves this thread.)

I've shared my best flatulence in this thread and challenged the King.

I had some smelly ones today. A soft sound but a very fragrant smell.

 

[maniactickler]

Now I wonder why anyone would complain about a wonderful thread as this one. (Besides Izzy but everyone knows she secretly loves this thread.)

I've shared my best flatulence in this thread and challenged the King.

I had some smelly ones today. A soft sound but a very fragrant smell.

Sometimes i wish i had the womans touch on occasion instead of my usual rectal ripping blasts. ive sent many a pair of undies to an untimely demise. 😱

 

[isabeau]

o m g.....will you quit discussing me here in this totally horribly disgustingly vilely damn gross thread... i mean it maniac man....i mean it for real..

 

[goddess_nemesis]

o m g.....will you quit discussing me here in this totally horribly disgustingly vilely damn gross thread... i mean it maniac man....i mean it for real..

maniac, here's your proof that izzy does indeed visit this thread!

 

[maniactickler]

maniac, here's your proof that izzy does indeed visit this thread!

Yep, shes not very good at hiding the fact that shes a regular lurker here.

 

[kered]

Yesterday my crew had lunch in a little Mom and Pop diner. Outside on a sign in chalk was Ham & Beans, fried potatoes, and homemade cornbread for $4.85. All you can eat. We had to try it and it was the best! We've been cooordinating tones so well that we sound like a major philharmonic symphony for the last day and a half!! And you would give us all a medal for the aroma.

 

[maniactickler]

Yesterday my crew had lunch in a little Mom and Pop diner. Outside on a sign in chalk was Ham & Beans, fried potatoes, and homemade cornbread for $4.85. All you can eat. We had to try it and it was the best! We've been cooordinating tones so well that we sound like a major philharmonic symphony for the last day and a half!! And you would give us all a medal for the aroma.

Was it a gold medal performance, or silver or bronze? 😕

 

[kered]

Was it a gold medal performance, or silver or bronze? 😕

I'm talking Artur Rubinstein for sound perfection and a landfill in 100 degree heat for a nosegay.

 

[maniactickler]

I'm talking Artur Rubinstein for sound perfection and a landfill in 100 degree heat for a nosegay.

Sounds like a gold medal winner to me.

 

[Michael514]

This is my first on this thread, since I lost my smell and taste in a bad accident some 10 odd years ago I really don't know, but my wife claims that my oldest son has some real tear assers, snorters and whooshers. Just like I did when I was younger, ahh traditions!!!!!

 

[maniactickler]

This is my first on this thread, since I lost my smell and taste in a bad accident some 10 odd years ago I really don't know, but my wife claims that my oldest son has some real tear assers, snorters and whooshers. Just like I did when I was younger, ahh traditions!!!!!

Welcome! and thank you for your contribution here.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Gotta bump this back to the front so Izzy doesn't miss it. 😛

Sharing flatulence is a family tradition. Like I always say: a family who farts together stays together!

There were some rotten ones today and they all didn't come from just little ol' me. My cousin, another female who is not afraid to share her 'fragrance', let loose the juiciest one today. Even my dad was impressed!

 

[kered]

Is she married?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Is she married?

Uh, she's 13. 😕

 

[herotickle]

In my family it would be a tie between my dad and my dog. Dad farted so often that it stunk up and just kept getting worse, and my dog would let out some of the juiciest i've ever smelled. Nasty.

 

[maniactickler]

In my family it would be a tie between my dad and my dog. Dad farted so often that it stunk up and just kept getting worse, and my dog would let out some of the juiciest i've ever smelled. Nasty.

Ive defeated every man AND animal when it comes to scent. thats not an easy task! 😱

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ive defeated every man AND animal when it comes to scent. thats not an easy task! 😱

hmm? i wonder, since i have no first hand experience of your flatulence, is your flatulence worse than a skunk's smell?

 

[maniactickler]

hmm? i wonder, since i have no first hand experience of your flatulence, is your flatulence worse than a skunk's smell?

Let me tell you a fact. when i drop my pants, even skunks run for the hills!

 

[kered]

Uh, she's 13. 😕

You never told her age.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You never told her age.

Now, don't get your diapers in a bunch. Next time I'll make sure to mention the age next time when I mention any of my cousins.