Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[maniactickler]

😛
Released a couple SBD's, smelled like rotten eggs.
A few customers wrinkled their noses but they didn't say anything.
But it made work more enjoyable!

Did you pull the old reversal trick? say to the customer, "was that you who just blasted one?"

 

[kered]

😛
Released a couple SBD's, smelled like rotten eggs.
A few customers wrinkled their noses but they didn't say anything.
But it made work more enjoyable!

I would love to be there when you let out your first blast in the courtroom and the bailiff faints!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Did you pull the old reversal trick? say to the customer, "was that you who just blasted one?"

Nah, I like making them wonder who it was.

I would love to be there when you let out your first blast in the courtroom and the bailiff faints!

LOL! In my courtroom no one would be able to lie because no one can stand the gas chamber! LOL! 😛

 

[Bugman]

I should have put this here instead of the humor forum hehe..

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I should have put this here instead of the humor forum hehe..

Either way, maniac will enjoy it!

 

[maniactickler]

I love the toot tone idea! although id never use it because im not embarrassed by public flatulence. but its a great item for those who are.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I had some lovely toots today!

My mom has a 'You Might Be A Redneck' calendar and today's says: You might be a redneck if you've woken yourself up while breaking wind. Hmm? I wonder how many people have done that. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

I had some lovely toots today!

My mom has a 'You Might Be A Redneck' calendar and today's says: You might be a redneck if you've woken yourself up while breaking wind. Hmm? I wonder how many people have done that. 😀

Not me. flatulence while sleeping only puts me in more of a dream state.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Not me. flatulence while sleeping only puts me in more of a dream state.

I should have probably worded 'in exception of maniac'!

 

[kered]

And the answer is.............






Helena!!!

 

[maniactickler]

And the answer is.............






Helena!!!

Are you implying Helena is a closet flatulence lover?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Hey maniac, did you catch what venray posted just for you in the humor forum?

If not, check this out --> http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=100013

 

[maniactickler]

Theres no denying it, Venray is one of us.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

yep, another one who is still in the closet. a shame, really.

 

[maniactickler]

yep, another one who is still in the closet. a shame, really.

Actually, releasing gas in a closet can be quite entertaining.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Actually, releasing gas in a closet can be quite entertaining.

Yeah, I'm sure you know all about that. 😛

Had some loud and smelly ones last night.

 

[maniactickler]

I gave myself numerous dutch ovens last night.

 

[maniactickler]

Ive had a couple banner days. released some eye waterers on the job. god i love those!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I've had a few smelly one during the past few days but with no one to enjoy them.

 

[maniactickler]

I've had a few smelly one during the past few days but with no one to enjoy them.

I hear you. its always nice to share the scent with that special someone.

 

[kered]

Ive had a couple banner days. released some eye waterers on the job. god i love those!

I've been busy too. Released some real ear ringers today. You and Izzy (you know she visits here) would be proud of and disgraced by my efforts.

 

[maniactickler]

I've been busy too. Released some real ear ringers today. You and Izzy (you know she visits here) would be proud of and disgraced by my efforts.

Glad to hear about those blaring blasts. ive been off my game lately with those. seems im on a roll with the fragrant ones.

 

[maniactickler]

My stomach is gurgling like crazy today. this could lead to some magic. ill keep you posted if anything good happens.

 

[maniactickler]

Damn! i was just sitting on the crapper and let a blast go that echoed like you wouldnt believe. no fragrance though. it was all show and no go.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Damn! i was just sitting on the crapper and let a blast go that echoed like you wouldnt believe. no fragrance though. it was all show and no go.

Hmm? You must be losing your touch, maniac.

Didn't have any loud ones, but had plenty of smelly ones. It kept work interesting. Customers scrunching up their noses and me smiling secretly.