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Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

Killer day for me today! i think it was the superbowl combo of nachos, shrimp and pizza. the aroma was horrific! :happyfloa
 
I just went outside to warm up the truck and let a good one rip. It hung in the cold air and smiled at me. Wish I could have taken a picture! 😱
 
kered said:
I just went outside to warm up the truck and let a good one rip. It hung in the cold air and smiled at me. Wish I could have taken a picture! 😱
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Sounded like a thick and zesty one! wish i was in the passengers seat!
 
maniactickler said:
Sounded like a thick and zesty one! wish i was in the passengers seat!
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This was between the truck and the house in the great wide open!! :yowzer:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
He-Man must prove his honor and worthiness to you before granting our flatulent union. 😀
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And by the power of flatulence, I will! I shall protect ticklingnemesis from the evil odor of Skeletor.

And to aide in my flatulent fight against anyone who would harm her, I shall use my powers to create the ultimate fighting flatuent force as my army:the Gassers of the Universe.

Although, from time to time, whenever we might be overwhelmed, the Sorceress informed me that we can call upon one of Earth's strongest (smelling)fighting forces: the Power Rangers B.O.
 
maniactickler said:
So you didnt blame it on the dog? :jester:
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She probably was afraid the dog would be offended and bite her. lol
 
He-Man said:
She probably was afraid the dog would be offended and bite her. lol
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If i know nemesis and her flatulence, the dog would have been unconscious and unable to bite her. :evilha:
 
maniactickler said:
If i know nemesis and her flatulence, the dog would have been unconscious and unable to bite her. :evilha:
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If you know nemesis and her flatulence, I wonder what the dog thinks of you.


"What a weird human...he sniff's her butt more than I do!"

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now, now, i would never blame my flatulence on the dog. i am proud of my flatulence. plus, my dog loves me. she would never bite me. and she wasn't unconscious. semi-conscious, but not unconscious.

as for today, it was very aromatic and at a decent decibal, not too loud but not too soft. 😀 :xlime:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
now, now, i would never blame my flatulence on the dog. i am proud of my flatulence. plus, my dog loves me. she would never bite me. and she wasn't unconscious. semi-conscious, but not unconscious.

as for today, it was very aromatic and at a decent decibal, not too loud but not too soft. 😀 :xlime:
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That shows perfect muscle control. :veryhappy
 
I never thought I would share an experiance in this thread...but here goes hehe.

So I was riding the public bus, on my way to Borders (which is a bookstore for those of you unfamiliar with it.) I had a seat to myself for about 10-15 minutes or so when this elderly gentleman takes a seat next to me. We made a little small talk, and I went back to the book I was reading. After awhile, I noticed that "rotten egg" stench hanging in the air, it invaded my nostrils, cloying, choking the life out of me. I wondered what that scent could possibly be emenating from, and as I turned to ask the old man if he smelled something odd as well, I noticed his head was bowed and he wasn't looking at anyone, it was as if he was....embarassed over something. Slow dawning crept into my brain and I did my best to remain inconspicious of the fact I had sensed it. Luckily my stop was the next one 🙂

That's my story, full of spelling errors and stale exposition hehehe
 
Back in tech school for the USAF,the class I was in was waiting in the hall for the instructor One of my class mates farted We moved down the hall to avoid the smell That smell followed us down the hall :xlime:
 
ChosenofMystra said:
I never thought I would share an experiance in this thread...but here goes hehe.

So I was riding the public bus, on my way to Borders (which is a bookstore for those of you unfamiliar with it.) I had a seat to myself for about 10-15 minutes or so when this elderly gentleman takes a seat next to me. We made a little small talk, and I went back to the book I was reading. After awhile, I noticed that "rotten egg" stench hanging in the air, it invaded my nostrils, cloying, choking the life out of me. I wondered what that scent could possibly be emenating from, and as I turned to ask the old man if he smelled something odd as well, I noticed his head was bowed and he wasn't looking at anyone, it was as if he was....embarassed over something. Slow dawning crept into my brain and I did my best to remain inconspicious of the fact I had sensed it. Luckily my stop was the next one 🙂

That's my story, full of spelling errors and stale exposition hehehe
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Excellant! you outed him! dont let him be ashamed of what he did. he should be proud!
 
Well now, we just gotta bump this back to the front again. Can't just let it get buried, now can we? LOL! :blaugh:

Had some nice ones today. Nothing spectular, just nice decent ones. 😀
 
ticklingnemesis said:
Well now, we just gotta bump this back to the front again. Can't just let it get buried, now can we? LOL! :blaugh:

Had some nice ones today. Nothing spectular, just nice decent ones. 😀
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Lets try to step it up a notch. :xlime:
 
While plowing in a blinding snowstorm at 4am yesterday I released a major 9 1/2 on the Maniac scale when I discovered that I was plowing corn stubble in the middle of a field. Never felt leaving the road but I felt the power of the release tearing a hole through my insulated overhauls. :yowzer:
 
kered said:
While plowing in a blinding snowstorm at 4am yesterday I released a major 9 1/2 on the Maniac scale when I discovered that I was plowing corn stubble in the middle of a field. Never felt leaving the road but I felt the power of the release tearing a hole through my insulated overhauls. :yowzer:
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No need to worry. your flatulence insurance will cover the cost of new overalls. just send a detailed report and your size. then wait 5 to 7 working days for them to be delivered.
 
maniactickler said:
My dear, pressure is what flatulence is all about!
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😛
Released a couple SBD's, smelled like rotten eggs. :xlime:
A few customers wrinkled their noses but they didn't say anything.
But it made work more enjoyable! :blaugh:
 
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