Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[maniactickler]

Hmm? You must be losing your touch, maniac.

Didn't have any loud ones, but had plenty of smelly ones. It kept work interesting. Customers scrunching up their noses and me smiling secretly.

Well when i eat alot of ice cream, it tends to fill me up with alot of air. i think that blast was the result of that quart of dairy queen ice cream i had last night.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Well when i eat alot of ice cream, it tends to fill me up with alot of air. i think that blast was the result of that quart of dairy queen ice cream i had last night.

Excuses, excuses! 😛 😀

 

[maniactickler]

Excuses, excuses! 😛 😀

Plus i havent been doing my rectal exercises lately.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Plus i havent been doing my rectal exercises lately.

😱 Maniac, as the King, you can't be forgetting to do those. They are very important!

 

[kered]

Damn! i was just sitting on the crapper and let a blast go that echoed like you wouldnt believe. no fragrance though. it was all show and no go.

A great blast can be just as satisfying for shock effect!

 

[maniactickler]

A great blast can be just as satisfying for shock effect!

No lie, the blast literally lifted me an inch or two off the bowl! it also parted the water in the toilet like moses!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

No lie, the blast literally lifted me an inch or two off the bowl! it also parted the water in the toilet like moses!

Was there a mushroom cloud too?

 

[aurora5150]

he'd kill me if he ever knew i posted this but my friend that i've known litterally since birth has these releases of noxious fumes that actually stick to fabrics and any porous materials. i'm not kidding. his car and his bedroom both smell like he just let on fly. finally he moved out of his parents house and only then did the smell go away. not good times.

 

[kered]

he'd kill me if he ever knew i posted this but my friend that i've known litterally since birth has these releases of noxious fumes that actually stick to fabrics and any porous materials. i'm not kidding. his car and his bedroom both smell like he just let on fly. finally he moved out of his parents house and only then did the smell go away. not good times.

That is World Class flatulence! He may be more potent than the Maniac!

 

[maniactickler]

he'd kill me if he ever knew i posted this but my friend that i've known litterally since birth has these releases of noxious fumes that actually stick to fabrics and any porous materials. i'm not kidding. his car and his bedroom both smell like he just let on fly. finally he moved out of his parents house and only then did the smell go away. not good times.

Great post. welcome to our group. these sounded like good times to me.

 

[maniactickler]

That is World Class flatulence! He may be more potent than the Maniac!

That was a joke right?

 

[maniactickler]

Was there a mushroom cloud too?

No, looked more like a chili cloud.

 

[kered]

That was a joke right?

Of course it was, O Mighty King of Flatulence.

 

[maniactickler]

Of course it was, O Mighty King of Flatulence.

Whew! scared me for minute there. i thought my flatulent abilities were coming under scrutiny.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Whew! scared me for minute there. i thought my flatulent abilities were coming under scrutiny.

Again.
Remember when I challenged you. 😛
Now I just wait for you to step down. LOL!

 

[aurora5150]

Great post. welcome to our group. these sounded like good times to me.

thank you for the welcome. i bet you're one of those guys who passes gas in a car and locks the windows in the up position so no one can escape huh?

actually, and i'm dead serious this guy if he dropped a bomb while in the car the smell would stick to your clothes for the rest of the day. i think you may have a challenger to your title as it were.

 

[maniactickler]

Again.
Remember when I challenged you. 😛
Now I just wait for you to step down. LOL!

Be patient. your time will come.

 

[maniactickler]

thank you for the welcome. i bet you're one of those guys who passes gas in a car and locks the windows in the up position so no one can escape huh?

actually, and i'm dead serious this guy if he dropped a bomb while in the car the smell would stick to your clothes for the rest of the day. i think you may have a challenger to your title as it were.

I welcome all challenges. ive brought many a challenger to their knees.

 

[aurora5150]

and not with your charm and wit right?

 

[maniactickler]

and not with your charm and wit right?

No, something a bit more fragrant.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

No challenger stands a chance against maniac and his 'fragrance'.

 

[maniactickler]

No challenger stands a chance against maniac and his 'fragrance'.

Well said! 😎

 

[isabeau]

o god i can't believe i'm posting here...i lost a bet with maniac some while back...wasn't able to act on that bet but now i can...so without further ado...

i....gasp, sputter, gag.....love......cough, choke,......this.....double gag.....thread..........



















i don't really hehe..

 

[maniactickler]

o god i can't believe i'm posting here...i lost a bet with maniac some while back...wasn't able to act on that bet but now i can...so without further ado...

i....gasp, sputter, gag.....love......cough, choke,......this.....double gag.....thread..........



















i don't really hehe..

Yeah right. everyone here knows you do have a place in your heart for this topic. you cant fight the truth!

 

[isabeau]

Yeah right. everyone here knows you do have a place in your heart for this topic. you cant fight the truth!

don't press your luck, buddy....this is the last time this thread will be graced with my presence....so there...