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Who else hates celery?

General Zod said:
Celery would be a great replacement for toilet paper 😀 😀
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But toilet paper would not be a good replacement for celery. 😛
 
I hate it, plain and simple. :xlime:
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milagros317 said:
I hate it, plain and simple. :xlime:
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I got good news and bad news my friend.

The bad news was at both parties yesterday there was PLENTY of celery to be had by all! :ranty:

The good news is No one had any, not even my son, and it still was there. :woot:

I also thought about getting a picture of it for you and posting it. :jester:
 
In some parts of the world there are starving people who would be overjoyed to eat celery right now. :sowrong:
 
Celery is loaded with fiber, negative calories and um ... not much else.

It does have a smigeon of vitamin A in it, also a touch of vitamin C.

It's highly toxic to mealworms, cockroaches, Formosan/drywood termites and spotted owls.

That's got to count for something.
 
Now be honest, when you and your aquaintences order chicken wings and it comes with a side of ranch and/or blue cheese dressing and celery. Does someone you know or do you eat the celery too? You are not claiming the fifth on this one, I want to know the truth! :disgust:
 
Fuck the chicken wings, I grab the celery and ranch and run off to a corner somewhere where I can have the celery all to myself.

After the celery is all gone, I may wander back to see if there's any chicken wings left, but if not, I'm still the big winner.

I got the celery, all they got was a bunch of crummy chicken wings.

And I have yet to suffer any intestinal infestations of drywood termites or spotted owls . 😀
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I think we should give all our celery to TK. He obviously loves the stuff. :blaugh:
 
In addition to the obvious health benefits of celery, it also contributes mightily to the economic engine that drives our prosperity.
I don't have the numbers handy, but I know the contribution is huge.
HUGE
You worry about a real estate bubble ?
Small potatos.
Worry instead about a potential celery bubble.
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I have no problem with celery.....

Olives, now, those are nasty. :xlime:
 
I must say, I find it rather disturbing that you people had enough to say about celery to fill 57 pages........ :illogical

You all have issues 😛





- Grrly
 
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