Why won't Baldadonis paint doghouses with me?

[slacker2114]

In your case, upright also means uptight. Sarah is loaded with Lean, which is why she wants to paint doghouses with you. You are too anal retentive, a known trait of a UCB'er. If you just get the bug out of your ass and lean a little, you and Sarah would have hours of fun painting doghouses.

 

[CMartin]

In your case, upright also means uptight. Sarah is loaded with Lean, which is why she wants to paint doghouses with you. You are too anal retentive, a known trait of a UCB'er. If you just get the bug out of your ass and lean a little, you and Sarah would have hours of fun painting doghouses.

OR....she could "come clean from the lean" and get out of the whole doghouse-painting thing altogether.....

 

[sasaxrah]

See, you all don't really understand the situation. Baldadonis and I have been dating for four months and he told me at the beginning that we'd be doing this. I only agreed to start seeing him because of this assurance. Changing course midstream just seems unfair.

Also. In our huge argument Baldadonis called me a doghouse-painting floosy. I'm not sure what a floosy is, but I disagreed with everything he had to say.

 

[slacker2114]

Update: Sarah's dog house painting skills have stagnated due to Dave's refusal to paint doghouses with her, despite her pleading for his help. Pics to follow.

 

[KrazieDog]

OR....she could "come clean from the lean" and get out of the whole doghouse-painting thing altogether.....

Chris? There is a gathering coming up. Once the girls get their hand on you, you'd paint a doghouse buck naked with your ass if they made you, so don't come here pumping your chest like you think a "couple" should not want to do fun activities together.

 

[baldadonis]

Sarah and I watched a movie together with many of both our friends. I felt we really connected today and have made great strides in our relationships despite the doghouse obstacle that remains between us. I think we have reached the point in our relationship where she doesn't even care about stupid doghouse painting anymore.

 

[Radiohead 7140]

that's denial. it's gonna come to a head eventually.

 

[baldadonis]

No, I'm pretty sure you are wrong.

 

[sasaxrah]

Sarah and I watched a movie together with many of both our friends. I felt we really connected today and have made great strides in our relationships despite the doghouse obstacle that remains between us. I think we have reached the point in our relationship where she doesn't even care about stupid doghouse painting anymore.

It is amazing how differently I feel. Baldadonis tries to do other activities with me in place of doghouse-painting. This is like giving me a cast on my leg to cure my cold. If he really cared, he would never call painting doghouses "stupid." I disagree with everything he has to say.

 

[kered]

Well, to some the first time painting the ol' doghouse can be a bit frightening. I think they call it "painting anxiety" since they have never "stirred the paint", so to speak. We have a method that works pretty good here in the midwest to help Baldy with his fear of "brushwork".



Get him drunk, Sarah.

 

[milagros317]

There is only one way to cure this aversion, Sarah. Baldadonis must be required to sleep in an unpainted doghouse until he paints it with you.

 

[slacker2114]

That's just it...he's been in the doghouse all this time. He just flat out refuses to paint it with her. His aversion to painting a doghouse with Sarah is staggering. I think he should be ashamed of himself.

 

[milagros317]

He ought to realize that unpainted doghouses are disgusting and unsanitary. 😱

 

[Radiohead 7140]

Can we vote him off the forum, make a thread about it, then invite him back?

 

[slacker2114]

Baldadonis is beyond redemption. He will never come to a compromise with poor Sarah.

 

[baldadonis]

Baldadonis is beyond redemption. He will never come to a compromise with poor Sarah.

I am tired of being vilified. Everyone feels sorry for Sarah and paints me as the bad guy because I won't paint doghouses. No one talks about how Sarah refuses to take pottery classes with me, how Sarah refuses to wax cars with me, how Sarah refuses to ride upside down on a unicycle with me. How come only Sarah's interests matter. I appreciate where you all are coming from, but you are just being ignorant.

 

[sasaxrah]

I am tired of being vilified. Everyone feels sorry for Sarah and paints me as the bad guy because I won't paint doghouses. No one talks about how Sarah refuses to take pottery classes with me, how Sarah refuses to wax cars with me, how Sarah refuses to ride upside down on a unicycle with me. How come only Sarah's interests matter. I appreciate where you all are coming from, but you are just being ignorant.

I refuse to ride upside down on a unicycle with you because it's a unicycle. One person per cycle. That's all I need to say here.

 

[baldadonis]

I refuse to ride upside down on a unicycle with you because it's a unicycle. One person per cycle. That's all I need to say here.

I think that the real issue is that you don't respect my love of upside down unicycling.

 

[KrazieDog]

I am tired of being vilified. Everyone feels sorry for Sarah and paints me as the bad guy

At least WE paint with you.

No one talks about how Sarah refuses to take pottery classes with me, how Sarah refuses to wax cars with me,

Of course not, you don't own a car. Why would Sarah want to wax OTHER people's cars?

how Sarah refuses to ride upside down on a unicycle with me.

It's an apparatus made for one. Why would you even try to include her in a one person event. It's like saying "hey girlfriend, I love doing this, and only I can do it... ummm wanna, join me I think?"

How come only Sarah's interests matter. I appreciate where you all are coming from, but you are just being ignorant.

ig⋅no⋅rant - lacking in knowledge or training
Awww Davie, we aren't lacking knowledge, we just love Sarah more.

 

[tklee88]

OMG! I love this thread! 😀

 

[baldadonis]

ig⋅no⋅rant - lacking in knowledge or training
Awww Davie, we aren't lacking knowledge, we just love Sarah more.

Well it's nice to find out that when it comes to addressing a serious issue in my relationship with Sarah, my friends don't even care about my input because they like her better.

 

[kered]

Everybody likes Sarah better than you. It's not exactly a secret, you know. So why don't you quit whining and paint the damn doghouse. You could have painted fifty by now if you hadn't been bitching and moaning about it.

 

[Artoo]

...it's a unicycle. One person per cycle.

Not necessarily.

 

[kered]

You know........you are really gonna feel down if someday soon you go over to Sarah's and see some stranger with a gallon of latex exterior paint and a brush in his hand sitting with her on the couch.

Watcha gonna do then, lawyer-boy?

 

[sasaxrah]

Regardless of the overwhelming support I have received here so far, I still disagree with everything everyone has to say.