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Why won't Baldadonis paint doghouses with me?

impaler09 said:
I'm sorry to say
I'm sad to report
That I have not seen a moose of this sort
A moose so dull
Like Martin Mull
Might wander onto the food court

But let us not stray
From the topic today
Of the painted doghouse or it's lack thereof
For Sarah does opine
Her beau, Dave's, being disinclined
To decorate said canine abode for her love
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Wow! And I thought I was disturbed.
 
impaler09 said:
I'm sorry to say
I'm sad to report
That I have not seen a moose of this sort
A moose so dull
Like Martin Mull
Might wander onto the food court

But let us not stray
From the topic today
Of the painted doghouse or it's lack thereof
For Sarah does opine
Her beau, Dave's, being disinclined
To decorate said canine abode for her love
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LMFAO!

tklee88 said:
ROFLMFAO!!!!! I almost piddled!!!!
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I know right!

slacker2114 said:
Wow! And I thought I was disturbed.
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Oh, Slackabitch.. Don't worry.. your the most disturbed out of the bunch!
 
Doghouse Paint-gate Day 3

I am dismayed that instead of a meaningful discussion, TMF members have instead chosen to write poetry and comment on minutiae of the English language. I renew my disagreement with everything everyone has said thus far.

Last night, in an effort to finally that that doghouse painted, I brought a doghouse to his place and even bought brand new paintbrushes for the event. Instead of cooperating, he watched Old School and for some bizarre reason, insisted on tickling me.

Things get more hopeless by the day.
 
sasaxrah said:
Doghouse Paint-gate Day 3

I am dismayed that instead of a meaningful discussion, TMF members have instead chosen to write poetry and comment on minutiae of the English language. I renew my disagreement with everything everyone has said thus far.

Last night, in an effort to finally that that doghouse painted, I brought a doghouse to his place and even bought brand new paintbrushes for the event. Instead of cooperating, he watched Old School and for some bizarre reason, insisted on tickling me.

Things get more hopeless by the day.
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I think it's time to get a new doghouse painting partner, Sarah. It's obvious he's never going to change, so to hell with him.

Also, don't ask us for advice on such an obviously serious matter then disagree with us. If you're not prepared to face the harsh truth of what we have to say, then you should not air your dirty laundry on a public forum.
 
slacker2114 said:
I think it's time to get a new doghouse painting partner, Sarah. It's obvious he's never going to change, so to hell with him.

Also, don't ask us for advice on such an obviously serious matter then disagree with us. If you're not prepared to face the harsh truth of what we have to say, then you should not air your dirty laundry on a public forum.
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I disagree with this as well.

Also, your sig pic has given me 3 seizures already.
 
LOOOOL

I don´t know you yet but i´ve heard very well about you in January :woman:

I admire you for being clever enough and catch that Baldadonis guy. You sure are a smart lady for that 🙂

But now you´ve fallen deep with me!!!! What were you really thinking offering him paintbrushes???? 🙂 hummm lets give new paintbrushes to a tickling lover...i wonder what ideas he might get? hummm painting doghouses will not be on the top of the list for sure 😉 specially in your company :upsidedow

😉


sasaxrah said:
Doghouse Paint-gate Day 3

I am dismayed that instead of a meaningful discussion, TMF members have instead chosen to write poetry and comment on minutiae of the English language. I renew my disagreement with everything everyone has said thus far.

Last night, in an effort to finally that that doghouse painted, I brought a doghouse to his place and even bought brand new paintbrushes for the event. Instead of cooperating, he watched Old School and for some bizarre reason, insisted on tickling me.

Things get more hopeless by the day.
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nenezinho said:
LOOOOL

I don´t know you yet but i´ve heard very well about you in January :woman:

I admire you for being clever enough and catch that Baldadonis guy. You sure are a smart lady for that 🙂

But now you´ve fallen deep with me!!!! What were you really thinking offering him paintbrushes???? 🙂 hummm lets give new paintbrushes to a tickling lover...i wonder what ideas he might get? hummm painting doghouses will not be on the top of the list for sure 😉 specially in your company :upsidedow

😉
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It's like he has no interest in painting at all with me. I feel like he is ever so subtly hinting at this every every time he refuses. I appreciate your feedback, nenezinho. I am starting to suspect that he is more interested in tickling me than painting doghouses.

(Hi! Dave has nothing but awesome things to say about you. Looking forward to meeting you at NEST if you're going!)
 
Perhaps if you took a painting class and learned how to paint Dogs playing poker, and the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp he may feel more confident in your abilities and let you paint the inside of the doghouse. If you got your bachelorette of arts in paintology you'd be a shoo in I think.
 
Have you ever painted doghouses with someone else? Or is Dave you first? Because that could help clear up some things. If it is not the first time you have painted doghouses with someone he could be jealous, and a bit afraid there may be some judgment (you know, he may not do it as good enough as the others). Or if it is the first time, he may be afraid that he will disappoint you, some reassurance may be all he needs.

If it's none of that, forget him and come move in with me.. you have a great rack, I'll paint doghouses with you. 🙂
 
..Glamorous.. said:
Have you ever painted doghouses with someone else? Or is Dave you first? Because that could help clear up some things. If it is not the first time you have painted doghouses with someone he could be jealous, and a bit afraid there may be some judgment (you know, he may not do it as good enough as the others). Or if it is the first time, he may be afraid that he will disappoint you, some reassurance may be all he needs.

If it's none of that, forget him and come move in with me.. you have a great rack, I'll paint doghouses with you. 🙂
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Hey stay away from my gf's rack. Go paint doghouses with our Hooters waitress.
 
..Glamorous.. said:
But, obviously you aren't willing to paint doghouses with her! I am, and I am prepared to fight you to the death over her rack!
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What you fail to understand is that if I paint doghouses with Sarah, I am putting a professional doghouse painter out of work. Perhaps that painter, desperate for work takes a job painting the New York governors mansion. But he is unprepared for painting anything but doghouses and does a subpar job. Now the governor is being mocked by the media. Soon the state loses faith in the governor. Soon the country loses faith in the state. Next thing you know, Obama decides to nuke New York.

If you are willing to have the blood of millions on your hands for the sake of a painted doghouse that is your choice. But I cannot be responsible for this devastation.
 
baldadonis said:
What you fail to understand is that if I paint doghouses with Sarah, I am putting a professional doghouse painter out of work. Perhaps that painter, desperate for work takes a job painting the New York governors mansion. But he is unprepared for painting anything but doghouses and does a subpar job. Now the governor is being mocked by the media. Soon the state loses faith in the governor. Soon the country loses faith in the state. Next thing you know, Obama decides to nuke New York.

If you are willing to have the blood of millions on your hands for the sake of a painted doghouse that is your choice. But I cannot be responsible for this devastation.
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Go to some lame crappy state and do it there then.
 
Maybe she should wear an enticingly sheer nightgown or teddy to motivate him into wanting to paint a doghouse with her. That would make me want to pick up a brush right now!
 
Now i see it!!!

Our friend is concerned with the growing unemployment and the severe economic crisis.

I guess we have to understand that don´t you think?

It´s also so in character that it´s almost believable :devil2:
 
Only Baldadonis could pawn off his lame lack ability to paint doghouses with me on the economy. Fail. I think Glam is onto something. I continue to disagree with everything that everyone has said.

Speaking of doghouses, what are your top 3 colors of doghouses that you prefer? I prefer red, green, and stained wood.
 
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