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Why won't Baldadonis paint doghouses with me?

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so nobody has thought about the real problem here.... what about the dog??? What if he doesn't want his dog house painted. He may be very content where he is, and this could mess him up psychologically. The fighting about painting the house is not going to help him at all. THINK ABOUT THE DOG!!!!!!!
 
Sarah, I am so sorry that Dave will not grow up and be a man. I am ashamed for you that he can not get his act together and paint a doghouse with you. I suggest, you have a nice long talk about this serious situation while leaning.
 
Dear DJ Doucheberry, Sarah asked for a thoughtful response and you sucked her off like she was your college roommate Rob, in some semblance of thoughtfulness. Instead you come off for exactly what you are; not the sharpest knife in a drawer of really sharp intelligent knives that know what the fuck they are actually talking about. I should have a very talented Canadian sniper pick you with a potato gun at 140 miles away. I hope one day your boyfriend Dave refuses to paint a doghouse with you and then watch you try to pull the "hey don't sweat it, everybody paints doghouses with other people except their spouses". You deserve that hurt you insensitive biscuit butterer. You are clearly a Louis in this world of Bill and Francis'.

You know what, Jay? You are nothing more than a heartless, back-stabbing, son of a Canadian polesmoker. If you had half the brains or class as myself, you would realize how much of a lonsome attention ***** you are and you would kill yourself by hitting on hardcore bikers at a Klan rally.

Unlike you, I feel bad for Sarah for the pain she has to endure because of your selfishness in hoarding the doghouse painting abilities of your butt-buddy, Dave. Maybe she will get lucky and you'll both end up in the hospital due to horrible paintbrush burns on your genitals. Then maybe Sarah can move on with her life and find a doghouse painter who appreciates her for what she does.
 
You know what, Jay? You are nothing more than a heartless, back-stabbing, son of a Canadian polesmoker. If you had half the brains or class as myself, you would realize how much of a lonsome attention ***** you are and you would kill yourself by hitting on hardcore bikers at a Klan rally.

Unlike you, I feel bad for Sarah for the pain she has to endure because of your selfishness in hoarding the doghouse painting abilities of your butt-buddy, Dave. Maybe she will get lucky and you'll both end up in the hospital due to horrible paintbrush burns on your genitals. Then maybe Sarah can move on with her life and find a doghouse painter who appreciates her for what she does.

Slackabitch and Jay,

What will your bickering accomplish here? You are causing alternate stress on poor Sarah, we are aware Dave is having committal issues here but degrading each other will solve nothing! You both need to take a step back and lean for a minute! THINK ABOUT SARAH AND THE POOR DOG!
 
Brent, I tried to address this situation at Sarah's request, while you on the other hand tried to be happy Cathy to make her feel better, INSTEAD of doing what she asked. All the hostility you throw around has accomplished nothing but earned you a beat down in May when we room near each other. It wasn't until now I realized what the problem is. You aren't thinking outside the box because you are IN the box. You are IN the doghouse, because you are clearly someone's bitch. Let's just save time and say, you are ours. Sarah thanks you for nothing in advance. P.S. You still alive? Darn it. Guess beggars can't be choosers. In a related note, can we go play Left4Dead now? I'm fiending.
 
Can we get back to the problem here? It's really weighing on me. Much like how I'd imagine an unpainted doghouse would weigh on me.
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I got 2 pm's from random people asking if any of this thread was serious. The answer is no and that's why we put it in silly stuff. The entire thread is just some late night cutting up and almost everyone who posted in the thread was on the phone at the same time teasing each other. Slacka is my leaning brother from another mother. All love baby. 🙂
 
well thank god for that. I almost posted something that I don't talk about with anyone.
 
well thank god for that. I almost posted something that I don't talk about with anyone.

Are you perhaps referring to painting doghouses? If so, I'm sure Sarah would appreciate someone who would be willing to help her paint a doghouse. No need to be shy about it.
 
Or.................it could be that he FEARS the doghouse as to many of us....

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I think we should all be just great friends and paint doghouses together because it's realy neat and cool and I just love you guys so much and you are such great people because you are really neat and cool and way to go congratulations this thread is really great I really really mean it is just the greatest thing ever and I love you all so much yay for this thread I love it and love you all even more and its just so neat how we all can get together and paint doghouses!!!!!

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I think we should all be just great friends and paint doghouses together because it's realy neat and cool and I just love you guys so much and you are such great people because you are really neat and cool and way to go congratulations this thread is really great I really really mean it is just the greatest thing ever and I love you all so much yay for this thread I love it and love you all even more and its just so neat how we all can get together and paint doghouses!!!!!

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Katie, giving me a seizure will not help me get over my inability to paint doghouses.
 
Will you just paint the damn doghouse with the lady already! It's the least you could do after all the things she does for you.




*ungrateful bottom-feeding lawyers:zomgrabbit:
 
Day 2 Update in the Doghouse Painting-gate 2009:

After much public pressure, Baldadonis has not relented. He is still unwilling to do this with me. I'm not sure what to do. I'm really at a loss. Any honest feedback would be much appreciated, as I still disagree with everything everyone has said so far.
 
Baldi is allergic to doghouse paint and therefor should not help you in this endeavor....
 
Baldi is allergic to doghouse paint and therefor should not help you in this endeavor....

Going to disagree here. Not only is he NOT allergic to doghouse paint, I actually found three large doghouse paint cans in his closet just the other day. He had drawn hearts on the paint cans in some bizarre sign of affection.
 
Sarah, don't mind Ray he is probably high. We are still trying to kick him of his habits.


On a lighter note, I found my PhD this morning.. almost put it in the washing machine. I believe it is psychological damage from his child hood. He didn't lean enough growing up.
 
Sarah, don't mind Ray he is probably high. We are still trying to kick him of his habits.


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Just dont shake your booty and jiggle your rack at the same time as the resulting vibrations will tilt the earth 2 degrees on its axis and we will all burn up.........
 
Just dont shake your booty and jiggle your rack at the same time as the resulting vibrations will tilt the earth 2 degrees on its axis and we will all burn up.........
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Of course a well placed "headshot" would set things right again....:rockon:
 
Just dont shake your booty and jiggle your rack at the same time as the resulting vibrations will tilt the earth 2 degrees on its axis and we will all burn up.........

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