Dear DJ Doucheberry, Sarah asked for a thoughtful response and you sucked her off like she was your college roommate Rob, in some semblance of thoughtfulness. Instead you come off for exactly what you are; not the sharpest knife in a drawer of really sharp intelligent knives that know what the fuck they are actually talking about. I should have a very talented Canadian sniper pick you with a potato gun at 140 miles away. I hope one day your boyfriend Dave refuses to paint a doghouse with you and then watch you try to pull the "hey don't sweat it, everybody paints doghouses with other people except their spouses". You deserve that hurt you insensitive biscuit butterer. You are clearly a Louis in this world of Bill and Francis'.
You know what, Jay? You are nothing more than a heartless, back-stabbing, son of a Canadian polesmoker. If you had half the brains or class as myself, you would realize how much of a lonsome attention ***** you are and you would kill yourself by hitting on hardcore bikers at a Klan rally.
Unlike you, I feel bad for Sarah for the pain she has to endure because of your selfishness in hoarding the doghouse painting abilities of your butt-buddy, Dave. Maybe she will get lucky and you'll both end up in the hospital due to horrible paintbrush burns on your genitals. Then maybe Sarah can move on with her life and find a doghouse painter who appreciates her for what she does.
I have the perfect cure for how you're feeling right now.Can we get back to the problem here? It's really weighing on me. Much like how I'd imagine an unpainted doghouse would weigh on me.
well thank god for that. I almost posted something that I don't talk about with anyone.
I think we should all be just great friends and paint doghouses together because it's realy neat and cool and I just love you guys so much and you are such great people because you are really neat and cool and way to go congratulations this thread is really great I really really mean it is just the greatest thing ever and I love you all so much yay for this thread I love it and love you all even more and its just so neat how we all can get together and paint doghouses!!!!!
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Baldi is allergic to doghouse paint and therefor should not help you in this endeavor....
Sarah, don't mind Ray he is probably high. We are still trying to kick him of his habits.
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AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!Just dont shake your booty and jiggle your rack at the same time as the resulting vibrations will tilt the earth 2 degrees on its axis and we will all burn up.........
Just dont shake your booty and jiggle your rack at the same time as the resulting vibrations will tilt the earth 2 degrees on its axis and we will all burn up.........