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Why won't Baldadonis paint doghouses with me?

I'm sorry...we are off topic again.... KPLZTHX
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Katie you are the human "off topic", so I guess you know what you speak.

:dogpile:

Rob
 
Perhaps the problems is Dave will not paint doghouses with Sarah because he is distracted by Cindy's rack. The rack dumbfounds and frustrates him to the point where he feels inadequate to be able to paint a doghouse with Sarah. He grows ashamed and lashes out at Sarah by not painting a doghouse with her and instead, paints with Jay, because it makes him feel more manly.

Holy crap!!! I think Baldi has "Rack Envy"!!
 
slacker2114 said:
Perhaps the problems is Dave will not paint doghouses with Sarah because he is distracted by Cindy's rack. The rack dumbfounds and frustrates him to the point where he feels inadequate to be able to paint a doghouse with Sarah. He grows ashamed and lashes out at Sarah by not painting a doghouse with her and instead, paints with Jay, because it makes him feel more manly.

Holy crap!!! I think Baldi has "Rack Envy"!!
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Slacker, I am seriously offended that you would deem my rack inadequate. :cry1:
 
sasaxrah said:
Slacker, I am seriously offended that you would deem my rack inadequate. :cry1:
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I am not the one who deemed your rack inadequate. Dave has apparently done that. I'm just pointing that out to you. Don't put words in my mouth, you disagreeable shrew!
 
slacker2114 said:
I am not the one who deemed your rack inadequate. Dave has apparently done that. I'm just pointing that out to you. Don't put words in my mouth, you disagreeable shrew!
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First you stick up for her then you berate her....some fair weather friend YOU are....
 
This brings up bad memories. My first husband wouldn't paint doghouses with me.
 
I wont paint them either...now cathouses...THAT's another story....:hipoke:
 
There is really no feeling in the world like a back-arching, violent doghouse painting with a woman who has a nice rack.
 
tklee88 said:
Moose have that weird plural form... It drives me nuts...I want it to be mooses.... How will you know when there is more than one..grrrr!
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Silly gooses.....it cannot be mooses........

*feels a 'Seuss-ian' rant coming*
 
I'm sorry to say
I'm sad to report
That I have not seen a moose of this sort
A moose so dull
Like Martin Mull
Might wander onto the food court

But let us not stray
From the topic today
Of the painted doghouse or it's lack thereof
For Sarah does opine
Her beau, Dave's, being disinclined
To decorate said canine abode for her love
 
impaler09 said:
I'm sorry to say
I'm sad to report
That I have not seen a moose of this sort
A moose so dull
Like Martin Mull
Might wander onto the food court

But let us not stray
From the topic today
Of the painted doghouse or it's lack thereof
For Sarah does opine
Her beau, Dave's, being disinclined
To decorate said canine abode for her love
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ROFLMFAO!!!!! I almost piddled!!!!
 
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