Words of wisdom

[milagros317]

"Baseball is a funny game." -Joe Garagiola

 

[cettorpes]

Who finds a friend, finds treasure. Bud Spencer

 

[paracarl44]

"To be alive at all involves some risk". Harold MacMillan.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.

 

[milagros317]

"An odd number of socks always come out of the dryer."
-Murphy's Law of the Laundry

 

[Brock Samson]

Don't eat yellow snow!

 

[Mistress Aura]

"Apologies are just words." ~ Lady Heather Kessler

 

[Brock Samson]

What is today but tomorrow's yesterday

 

[goddess_nemesis]

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

 

[paracarl44]

A Chinese saying: Man who fight with woman during day, will get no piece at night.

 

[DimpleToes]

If it hurt's dont do it..

 

[paracarl44]

If you jump off of a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

 

[Saeria]

"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek."
I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end. " ahh the wisdom of Brak

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

 

[paracarl44]

Somedays you are the top dog, next day you are the fire hydrant.😱

 

[milagros317]

To be happy in this life, you have to be able to distinguish between an annoyance and a real problem.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

 

[ticklishscribe]

Live, Love and Laugh.​

 

[milagros317]

Success has a thousand fathers but failure is an orphan.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

 

[milagros317]

The probability that somebody is watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. 😛

 

[tickmankyle1]

if you are a one armed man hanging from a tree do not wave to walkers by or bad things will come to light.

 

[paracarl44]

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Just remember that when you point your finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you. (I'll bet that the people who are reading this are checking their fingers ).

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson