Words of wisdom

[paracarl44]

"Don't sit under the apple tree, or an apple may fall upon your head". by Issac Newton.

 

[kered]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll shoot your dumb ass.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If people looked like their passport photos, very few Nations would let them in.

 

[kered]

Don't get a fishing hook through your ear because it hurts like a bitch!

 

[slacker2114]

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." --Bob Dylan

 

[paracarl44]

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

 

[cettorpes]

DO you believe in miracles? No? You are right. They will NEVER happen to you if you don't believe in them....

 

[paracarl44]

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

[milagros317]

People can be divided into two categories, those who eat to live and those who live to eat. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

 

[milagros317]

People can be divided into two categories, those who divide people into two categories and those who don't. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Never pee on an electirc fence.

 

[milagros317]

Never pee on the third rail. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Never pee against the wind. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kered]

Never pee on a drunken Marine.

 

[kurchatovium]

Never pee on a psychopath. 😀 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Never pee on a live wire.

 

[slacker2114]

Sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

(Sorry, felt a need to end the pissing contest)

 

[paracarl44]

A hangover can come from a wrath of grapes.

 

[slacker2114]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts will get you back on the freeway.

 

[Brock Samson]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[milagros317]

If you can't be good, be careful. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

 

[milagros317]

A bird in the hand can be quite a mess.

 

[slacker2114]

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice....er...uh....we won't get fooled again." --George W. Bush