Words of wisdom

[goddess_nemesis]

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

 

[milagros317]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Your sole purpose in life may be to simply serve as a warning to others.

 

[milagros317]

It's never too late to screw things up royally.

 

[slacker2114]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

 

[kered]

Never tell your girlfriend that her sister is better in bed.

 

[slacker2114]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

 

[milagros317]

Do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

You can always tell when a politician is lying: Their lips move. 😀 😛

 

[slacker2114]

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

 

[milagros317]

Never give a sucker an even break. -W.C. Fields

 

[slacker2114]

"I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison

 

[milagros317]

That which doesn't kill you can still hurt like hell.

 

[slacker2114]

The problem with experience is that you don't it get until just after you need it.

 

[milagros317]

That greener grass on the other side of the fence is dead by the time you climb over.

 

[slacker2114]

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[milagros317]

When you believe that all is going well, you are likely misinformed.

 

[slacker2114]

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

 

[milagros317]

Concerning the news on TV: If it bleeds, it leads.

 

[slacker2114]

Death is hereditary.

 

[milagros317]

Having children is hereditary, so if you don't have any children, don't expect to have any grandchildren.

 

[slacker2114]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

 

[milagros317]

As long as you're still alive, you can still be punished.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

 

[milagros317]

Most people don't want to hear your problems and the rest are glad that you have problems.