Words of wisdom

[goddess_nemesis]

"I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison

 

[slacker2114]

Be who you are and say what you feel 'cause people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind. --Theodor "Seuss" Geisel (words that I live by)

 

[milagros317]

Those who play with fire will eventually get burned.

 

[Bugman]

Don't start threads and then never post in them again.😱

 

[milagros317]

But don't start threads and then keep bumping them up when nobody else posts in them. 😀

 

[makeUsquirm]

Half of the time I don't give a shit, and the other half of the time I don't care.

 

[milagros317]

When life hands you a load of shit, don't pretend that it smells good. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

 

[milagros317]

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

 

[paracarl44]

When life hands you a load of shit, use it to fertilize your garden.

 

[milagros317]

The race does not always go to the swift, but the swift do get the short odds. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

 

[milagros317]

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. You won't succeed and it will annoy the hell out of the pig.

 

[kered]

There is a woman for every man. Just don't let her husband catch you.

 

[milagros317]

Economic forecasters and financial advisers are often using the phrase "in the long run". In fact, in the long run you're going to be dead.

 

[paracarl44]

"Just because you got the monkey off of your back does not mean that the circus has left town". George Carlin.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

 

[milagros317]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When all else fails, read the instructions.

 

[makeUsquirm]

Good friends are like butt cheeks, even though shit comes between them every now and then, they always come back together.

 

[naughtylucy]

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum (Maragaret Atwood)

 

[tickmankyle1]

A the customer is always wrong
B if don't understand reread line A

 

[milagros317]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Remember you are unique, just like everybody else.

 

[milagros317]

If you don't know where you're going, then you might not get there. 😛
-Yogi Berra