Words of wisdom

[Bugman]

That government which governs least governs best.Thomas Jefferson

 

[Dário F]

"
- In thirty years on the ice i've never seen a gun save someone's life...
- I don't plane on using it.
- Then why bring it?
- Same principle as a condom... I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one. "

Alien Vs Predator (2004)

😀

 

[Bugman]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.😀 Will Rogers.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." - unknown

 

[Dário F]

"Something worth having, is something worth fighting for!"
Video Game: Clive Barker's Jericho

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

 

[Bugman]

The liberation of the human mind has been best furthered by...fellows who heaved dead cats into sanctuaries. H.L. Mencken

 

[Dário F]

"Where there's a Will there's a way!"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[Bugman]

I'm not a member of any organized political party,i'm a Democrat.Will Rogers.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

 

[paracarl44]

Confucius say: Man who eats too many prunes will get a run for his money.😛

 

[milagros317]

If it isn't broken, don't fix it. 😀

 

[makeUsquirm]

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.

 

[milagros317]

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be presumed foolish than to open it and end all doubt. 😛

 

[makeUsquirm]

Sorry I'm stealing these from Chris Rock's "No Sex in the Champagne Room", but I have to share them:

"If a girl tells you she's 20 and looks like she's 16, she's 12. If a girl tells you she's 29 and looks like she's 29, she's damn near 40."

"If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your d**k. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your d**k"

"and most importantly, no matter what she tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Never!"

 

[milagros317]

Despite any nonsense that any athletic coach tells you, there is no such thing as giving 110%. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.

 

[milagros317]

Baseball is the best sport for a writer to cover, because it's daily.
-Peter Gammons

 

[paracarl44]

"The falling toast will always land butter side down, on the carpet". From a book called Murphy's Laws.

 

[milagros317]

"Murphy was an optimist." -O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law

 

[paracarl44]

"Britain's most useful role is somewhere between a bee and a dinosaur".

Harold MacMillan.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school — you’ll be working for them in the future.

 

[milagros317]

"Nice guys finish last." -Leo Durocher (who was not a nice guy at all)

 

[cettorpes]

"Positive thoughts bring me benefits I desire" José Silva