yo mama!!

[lzamora]

yo mama's so old when she went to school they didnt have history!

Anyone else got any? Keep em coming.

 

[milagros317]

Yo mama's so dumb when they told her the store was open 24 hours a day she asked "Is that daylight savings time?" 😛

 

[c7_assassin]

Yo momma's so fat, when I climbed on top of her my ears popped. 😛

 

[lzamora]

haha

yo mama's so fat her pictures are aerial views.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love....and broke it. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Hmm...

Yo mama's so fat God had to ask her to step aside before he could say, let there be light.

 

[milagros317]

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought manual labor was a Puerto Rican. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a furniture store and went to sleep on the floor.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...."I can't believe it's not butter!" 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yo Mama's so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folks say, "Damn it, I can't believe it's Halloween already..."😛

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. 😀

 

[lzamora]

yo mama's so ugly when she signed up for a freak show contest they said, "Please, no professionals"

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat when she lies around the house... she lies around the house.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so dirty, all the neighborhood kids write their names in her back. 😛

 

[Abel14]

Yo momma is so dumb she thought Malcom X was a porn actor.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Yo Mama's so fat the "No man is an island" saying, doesnt aply to her.

 

[tkrazy]

yo momma's so fat i ran around her twice and got lost.

 

[Mrs Smith]

Yo moma is so fat when she steps on the scales, she sees her phone number.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, every time she walks around in high heels she strikes oil. 😀

 

[Liu Kang]

Your mom is so stingy she goes to weddings to salvage the rice.

 

[lzamora]

Yo mamas so fat she's on both sides of the family

 

[RobAce]

Your momma's breath is so bad her pillow took out a restraining order.

Your momma's so fat she has to douche with a super soaker.

Your momma's so ugly she needs a passport to get into a beauty parlor.

Your momma is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk anf Dont Walk.

That will do for now.

Rob