yo mama!!

[drewskee]

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms, she braids it. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares 😀

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so stupid, on a job application under the word "Sex", she wrote "M, F and sometimes Wednesdays, too!" 😀

 

[lzamora]

yo mama's so fat when she wears yellow people be stopping her like, "Yo, Taxi!!"

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she can gargle peanut butter. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Check out what al bundy thinks of these women... HaHa
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[Abel14]

Yo momma was supposed to have the main role in "Supersize Me". But she she's so fat, Morgan Spurlock changed his mind, because the viewers wouldn't see the difference between before and after.

 

[lzamora]

Keep em coming guys

 

[Jason Reborn]

Your mama's so dumb, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif 😀

 

[Mrs Smith]

Your mom is so fat, when she dived in Indian Ocean in december 2004, she caused that famous tsunami in Asia.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed. 😀

 

[Raphael Sorel]

Yo momma is so old and so fat, during the Secession War, when a soldier stabbed her with his bayonet, she asked :" Who scratched me ?"

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat she doesnt qualify for health care.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

your mama's so fat that it would be an error in judgment to call her thin.

woody allen, anyone?

 

[Black Hat]

woody allen, anyone?

😀 Nice

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it". 😀

 

[Mrs Smith]

Your mom is so fat, the planets orbit her.

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat... she went on the "Biggest Loser" and gained weight!!