yo mama!!

[Ichigo]

Yo momma is so horny she has more friends than the Facebook inventor.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box. 😀

 

[Coup de Grace]

Yo momma's coochie is like the flea market. Free admission and full of mexicans.

 

[Raphael Sorel]

Yo momma is so lazy she needs a remote control for her remote control.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice. 😀

 

[Abel14]

Yo momma is so ugly the movies producers use her to make the actors cry.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. 😀

 

[Mrs Smith]

Yo momma is so moronic she puts stamps on her emails.

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat they mistake her car for a low rider.

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat she steped on the scale and it read, "one at a time please."

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's lips are so big, she can whisper in her own ear. 😀

 

[Coup de Grace]

Yo momma's so fat, her throat has a speed bump.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she bites into a piece of cake it spells "Jesus". 😀

 

[Liu Kang]

Yo momma is so fat when she's at the beach, the Greenpeace guys put her in the sea.

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so fat she irons her jeans in the driveway.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, you can slap her on the hip and "ride the waves"! 😀

 

[lzamora]

yo mama's so fat she steped on a dollar and made change.

 

[Raphael Sorel]

Yo moma is so flat she could be faxed.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's nose is so big, her boogers are like green apples. 😀

 

[Abel14]

Yo momma is so short, in her passport photo, people can see her entire body.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so short, she plays handball on the curb. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 1st grade.

 

[TCboy1397]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pool tarp as a bath robe.

 

[starburstz91]

Your mother is so ugly, that the last time she got any ass, was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper.

Bitch.

 

[TCboy1397]

Yo mama's so fat n' nasty when he walks, her legs rub together and sounds like a cricket!
Yo mama's so nasty she has to keep ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!

biiiitch