yo mama!!

[starburstz91]

Oh, hell, no.

Your mother is so dirty, that one day when she was walking around, she was wearing a black sweater. When someone stopped her and said "Omg, I love your black sweater!" she was puzzled, and replied "What? Black?". And theeen all of these fleas suddenly jumped off of the WHITE sweater.

I went there.

 

[TCboy1397]

Oh I know you di'nt!

Yo mama is so dumb she's STILL waiting for them to film a Titanic 2.

 

[starburstz91]

Ahahaha.

You lil' hoe!

Your mother is so stupid, she thought that Hamburger Helper came with a person.

 

[TCboy1397]

haha
ayte i see how its gona be

Yo mama's clothes so ugly it looks like a goodwill threw up on her!

 

[starburstz91]

Uuuugh.

I'ma win this, Hoe!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

 

[TCboy1397]

Ha!

😛
Yo mama so stinky when she died and had to go somewhere God said, no way and Satan said HELL no!

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so poor, I went over your house and asked where the bathroom was. She said "Pick a spot". 😀

 

[lzamora]

cool it you two... yo mama's so fat her pictures are panoramic, "dont move or you'll mess up the photo!!"

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a Kotex. 😀

 

[Abel14]

Yo momma is so fat she was baptized in a lake.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. 😀

 

[Angel77]

I'm losing it over here! Too funny!

 

[Mrs Smith]

Your mom is so skinny she can pick the keyhole wiht her finger.

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. 😀

 

[lzamora]

Yo mama's so ugly she makes monsters cry.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama's like a squirrel...she always got a pair of nuts in her mouth

 

[Jason Reborn]

yo mama's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

 

[Jason Reborn]

yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow

 

[Jason Reborn]

yo mama's so fat, her belt size is "BITCH, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!" 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grociery store and almost starved to death

 

[drewskee]

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs and when she took them off they said BOULEVARD.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama's armpits so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock

 

[Jason Reborn]

Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself

 

[Raphael Sorel]

Yo momma is so hairy when she takes her dog for a walk, the people pat her.