You Know You're Getting Old When...

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you walk with a cane.

 

[milagros317]

You never leave home without taking pills with you.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you keep forgetting where you put your car keys.

 

[milagros317]

You often can't find your eyeglasses.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you need bifocals to read the newspaper.

 

[milagros317]

You know you're growing old when you find the need to use an electric blanket more often.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you forget what you had for breakfast.

 

[milagros317]

You never leave home without taking pills with you.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you need a cane to walk.

 

[milagros317]

You know you're growing old when you often can't find your eyeglasses.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you're older than dirt.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you've already attended your 50th college reunion.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know you're getting old when, you make more noise than the chair you're sitting in

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when your 50th high school reunion is a distant memory.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you see a few gray hairs.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you see gray hairs on your head, in your beard, and on your chest.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you don't need to go to a barber anymore because your hair doesn't grow that much.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you find the need to use an electric blanket more often.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when staying up past 11PM is a challenge even on a holiday.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when your 50th high school reunion is a distant memory.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you yell at kids to get off your lawn.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. 😱

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when when you feel cold more easily than you used to.

 

[milagros317]

You never leave home without taking pills with you.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you can't stay up till midnight.