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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know you're getting old when.,. you're only eight plus years from filing for a regular Social Security Check.
 
You know you're getting old when you go to move and you're body says What?
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember an uncle who bought a new Studebaker. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you post in the "You know you're getting old" thread.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember using a black rotary dial telephone. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember an uncle who bought a new Nash Rambler. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you have nose hairs.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you can't remember what you had for lunch.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you ache everyday.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for long term care insurance. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you can't remember what you ate for breakfast.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you take naps.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember an uncle who bought a new Nash Rambler. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most professional athletes are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you like resting more than running around.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you are happiest when your head hits your pillow every night.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you feel any temperature under 60F is cold.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
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