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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15 cents. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you make more noise than the chair while getting up
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you can barely get out of bed in the morning.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you call kids "sonny."
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you yell at kids to get off your lawn!
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black, rotary-dial telephones. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you you can't eat solid foods anymore.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember leaded gasoline selling for less than 25 cents a gallon. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you sit on the floor and then try to get back up
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when first class postage stamps were 3 cents. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you want time to slow down.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you call kids "sonny."
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15 cents. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you see some gray hairs.
 
You know that you're getting old when you admit you're getting old
 
You know that you're getting old when you forgot where you put your keys and wallet.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you can't stay up late.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.
 
You know that you're getting old when the bounce in your step goes to a shuffle
 
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