You Know You're Getting Old When...

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember getting the newspaper for 50 cents.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember black, rotary-dial telephones.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you start dozing off during the TMF lag.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember gasoline selling for less than 25 cents a gallon.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you yell at kids to get off your lawn.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know that you're getting old when the chair your sitting in makes less noise than you do when getting up

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you have more nose/ear hairs than you do hair on your head.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when first class postage stamps were 3 cents.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you ache when you wake up.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when subway tokens were 15 cents.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when sometimes you are content doing nothing.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you recognize how important each day is.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you fall asleep at your desk during the day.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you love bed time as much as any other time of day.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know that you're getting old when you start talking like your elders when you were a kid

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when people start calling you "sir" and "ma'am."

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember black, rotary-dial telephones.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you wish time would slow down.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember gasoline selling for less than 25 cents a gallon.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when your youth feels like a different lifetime ago.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when first class postage stamps were 3 cents.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when a month seems like just a really long week.