You Know You're Getting Old When...

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals.😱

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you still have VHS tapes.

 

[TicklishOldMan]

You know you're getting old, when your back goes out - more than you do

 

[Libertine]

You know you're really getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

 

[Lee Ishler]

You know you're getting old when you still have a record player and collect old records.

 

[milagros317]

You know your getting old when you find grey in your beard.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you can't remember what you had for breakfast.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you've already attended your 50th college reunion.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember a world without cell phones.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when the only television channels were numbered 2 to 13.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you know what a payphone is and have used them many times before.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you've already attended your 50th college reunion.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know that you're getting old when you make more noise getting up than your chair or bed

 

[milagros317]

You know you're getting old when you dread sitting down on a soft couch because you're sure it will take both arms helping both legs to get up.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when time moves fast.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember using a typewriter.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember using a rotary dial telephone.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when your childhood seems a lifetime ago.

 

[HallKogan]

You know you’re getting old when you see commercials about life insurance and think to yourself “wow that’s a good deal!”

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember black and white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember a world without cell phones.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember an uncle who bought a new Nash Rambler.

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when you remember when computers were rarely if ever used.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities.