Beware of Dog, then ask a question

[goddess_nemesis]

Fondle myself?

Why are guys so simple minded? 😛

 

[McNoodle]

Do you have any pictures of your many summer homes in Aspen? 😀

 

[KrazieDog]

Why are guys so simple minded? 😛

Don't give me that crap. When girls are asked the reverse, their first answer is always "OMG , first thing I'd do is pee standing up!" Newsflash, it aint the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Do you have any pictures of your many summer homes in Aspen? 😀

I wish to God I had a vacation home up there, although, I think I'd take one in Estes Park instead. It's closer and I love it there.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't give me that crap. When girls are asked the reverse, their first answer is always "OMG , first thing I'd do is pee standing up!" Newsflash, it aint the coolest thing since sliced bread.

😛 Well that's better than "fondling myself".

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I used to get pulled muscles all the time when I was in Track. Try switching between ice and heat. If it's a pulled muscle the swelling should go down in a couple days, if not, it might be something more serious that you should see your doctor about! - Let me know how it turns out! Hope you feel better really soon !

 

[KrazieDog]

Thanks for the advice, I remember the same from football. I'm feeling a lot better, except when I flex my chest in certain ways.

 

[Canadian_Eh]

Thanks for the advice, I remember the same from football. I'm feeling a lot better, except when I flex my chest in certain ways.

Yup, definately sounds like a pulled muscle! - Who says ler'ing people isn't dangerous?! 😛 .. Anyway, glad you're feeling better, take it easy!

 

[Angel77]

Do you like to fly?

 

[KrazieDog]

Yup, definately sounds like a pulled muscle! - Who says ler'ing people isn't dangerous?!

Seriously, I was so sore Sunday morning it was silly. I had to stop and ask, "I was the ler right?"

Do you like to fly?

Nobody "likes" to fly. It's an inconvenience. BUT, its is pretty awesome to sit down and buckle up and in a few hours be halfway across the country. That part amazes me, and makes it possible to see all you crazies on the east coast! <33

 

[Angel77]

Nobody "likes" to fly. It's an inconvenience. BUT, its is pretty awesome to sit down and buckle up and in a few hours be halfway across the country. That part amazes me, and makes it possible to see all you crazies on the east coast! <33

Well guess what? You now know ONE person who happens to like flying. As a matter of fact, I love it! My dream job would be me being in a cockpit! I have loved planes for as long as I can remember

You've obviously been to Philly and have had cheese steaks. Big question here......Jim's or Geno's?

 

[texastickler]

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

 

[Angel77]

Which do you prefer, showers or baths?

 

[texastickler]

If you could drive something you have never driven before, what would it be?

 

[Angel77]

Have you ever been to Pittsburgh?

 

[texastickler]

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

 

[Angel77]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[texastickler]

Mini Bomb on Jay!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you have any idea how disappointed I am in you right now?

 

[..Glamorous..]

^ @Texas -- Mcdonald's sells hotdogs in Japan.




Anyways. Did Fergie teach you how to spell Glamorous? LOL

 

[Musicroxmysox]

How did you learn to be so awesome?

 

[KrazieDog]

You've obviously been to Philly and have had cheese steaks. Big question here......Jim's or Geno's?

We went to Geno's on Sat night of NEST, but the line was 3 blocks long and we weren't going to waste the whole night. Next time, we (you and us) are going. We did have cheese steaks and epic shakes at Nifty Fifties.

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Because the energy dissipates almost instantly in the vast volume of water.

Which do you prefer, showers or baths?

Showers, but a relaxing bath every once in a while does a sore body good.

If you could drive something you have never driven before, what would it be?

An 18-wheeler.

Have you ever been to Pittsburgh?

No I have not. Can I come visit you? 🙂

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

Yup, I've seen it. I proceed to kick them through the uprights for 3 points. 😉

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Every, time, you are near? I love you for this question.

Mini Bomb on Jay!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

*kicks Tom in the dick*

 

[KrazieDog]

Do you have any idea how disappointed I am in you right now?

I know. 🙁 Don't hate, masturbate.

^ @Texas -- Mcdonald's sells hotdogs in Japan.

Anyways. Did Fergie teach you how to spell Glamorous? LOL

You are Cindy to me. Anything else, no matter how it is spelled is wrong.

How did you learn to be so awesome?

Awww Melanie. I really do love you because of how amazing you are, but, this sentiment would have felt so much more real had you not told me on skype "yea well I needed to ask you something to get two more posts for the next level"

 

[..Glamorous..]

Do you like Coconut Rum?






(I swear you better say yes!)

 

[Musicroxmysox]

What's your favorite kind of cookie?

 

[Miss Serendipity]

Do you know the muffin man?