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How are you going to die?

Bignorm868 said:
that reminds me that i gotta go get turned into a vampire so i can live to the year 3133 or longer, to see if the MechWarrior series really comes true....

oh well, a guy can dream...

We'll see who's laughing when I'm singing "Auld Lang Syne" at the next millennial celebrations - and I bet that I still won't know the words! 😛

Several routes to this - life-proloning medicines, cybernetic organ replacements; maybe even d/ling my brain in a computer, for the really long term...and yes, if it was possible, I would...
 
Best Case Scenario: Murdered By Girlfreinds # 1 Through 9 When Girfreind #10 Rats Me Out. More Likely: Mcdonald's Induced Colonstomy. *just Put The Fries In My "bag"* 🙂
 
*looks around*
I've got a baad feeling about this....

(Yay for cross thread jokes XD )
 
Funny perculiar 😵 .

Alternatively, I'm going to get causght breaking into an evanescance gig, and get tickled to death by Amy Lee.
 
Stevereeno said:
I am going to die living.

😵 .

Well, good luck with that anyways 😀 . I'm curious to see how that would work now 🙂 .
 
If the VA doesn't hurry there slow big gov't asses up, this goddam hernia is gonna f**king kill me....!!!

Owww....!!!
 
I want to die in a totally stupid way, so that everytime anyone thinks of my death, they can't help but laugh.

Or just get the most extreme and sadistic tickling of my life whilst in intense bondage, then have a good nap and a sleep. The death part could be comfortably in the sleep section🙂

I guess I'm disturbed.
 
lonelykimiko said:
😵 .

Well, good luck with that anyways 😀 . I'm curious to see how that would work now 🙂 .


PM me and maybe I will show you.
 
Kalamos said:
Duckzilla comes to mind.

Duckzilla rules.

Anyway, I was thinking about it more... and I want to die in the ring. Like... Oh no! he landed on his face... while doing a backflip...
 
TheChameleon said:
Duckzilla rules.

Anyway, I was thinking about it more... and I want to die in the ring. Like... Oh no! he landed on his face... while doing a backflip...
Eh, try a shooting star press or a 450 splash. That seems like a good scenario for that 😉
 
I've given it some though (about 3 or 4 seconds minumum) and I've decided that the way I want to go is by going on a mad shooting rampage, killing dozens of people and wounding hundereds more, until the police come and bring me down in a blaze of glory. Of course I'll be wearing some kind of bomb strapped to my chest she that when they shoot me I'll blow up taking them all out as well as anyone I may have missed.

*looks at watch and waits for them to come knock her door down and taker her away as a terrorist*
 
*is worried that the next person to knock on Ness's door is going to die in a hail of bullets and explosions*
 
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