Is it true you have no feet? Because if this is the case, I can start up a collection to purchase you some. They would more than likely be made out of chrome.
I do have feet. I say I don't have feet because I don't find them any more interesting than any other ticklish spot on the human body and I don't enjoy answering the usual barrage of questions by those overzealous foot fans that lurk around the forum. That said, let this be the only time I talk about me actually having feet.