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the "useless news of your life" thread..

my bangs keep wanting to part in the middle..what's up with that??? :bouncy:

a damn fighter jet flew by here really low and i thought the world was coming to an end..damn fly bys...:shock:

my cat nearly caused the death of me a bit ago as i was running up the steps...:rant:
 
Right now, I am in the process of drinking a gallon of that "go lightly" stuff...it's FOUL...and it doesn't make you go lightly at all...

LIES!!!

Tomorrow, I have a colonoscopy...I'm not scared about the procedure itself, despite that being an exit-only zone...I'm concerned about what's wrong with me...as I have no clue.

And Ninja--eat some creamcheese wontons for me!!! I am on a clear fluid diet until this whole thing is over...and I'm HUNGRY!!! Those wontons sound GLORIOUS right now...*drools*
 
a damn fighter jet flew by here really low and i thought the world was coming to an end..damn fly bys...

That, my dear, is the sound of freedom! Happy Veteran's Day!


Tomorrow, I have a colonoscopy...I'm not scared about the procedure itself, despite that being an exit-only zone...I'm concerned about what's wrong with me...as I have no clue.


Camel, I (and everyone else reading, I'm sure) wish you all the best for tomorrow and beyond! We're hoping for good news... and we'll be keeping our fingers (and toes) crossed for you!
 
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Right now, I am in the process of drinking a gallon of that "go lightly" stuff...it's FOUL...and it doesn't make you go lightly at all...

LIES!!!

Tomorrow, I have a colonoscopy...I'm not scared about the procedure itself, despite that being an exit-only zone...I'm concerned about what's wrong with me...as I have no clue.

And Ninja--eat some creamcheese wontons for me!!! I am on a clear fluid diet until this whole thing is over...and I'm HUNGRY!!! Those wontons sound GLORIOUS right now...*drools*

Let the force be with you young padawan... 🙂
 
Only news here is that there IS no news here. I have the day off...and nothing pressing to do! It's golden!

Anyway, that said, I will be wishing Camel a safe hospital stay and a swift, healthy return to us ere. This place would not be the same without you, gal!
 
i believe i misspelled extradinaire...hmm

i walked three miles...outside..i did a pile of dishes by hand...i cleaned both bathrooms..i then did fifteen minutes of hula hoops..and i'm about to die lol..
 
They did NOT find the following in my colon this morning:

- Gold

- Jimmy Hoffa

- Bin Laden

The doc thinks I have proctitis, but he is waiting on some more test results, and might want more tests done to check for Celiac disease...

Now, to rest and cuddle with my wife...who was amazing to me last night/this morning/always.
 
Camel..uh...just how big is your colon? lol..and rest.. you deserve it..

i just ordered the book In Cold Blood...
 
I just ate the most AMAZING shrimp alfredo...prepared by my beautiful wife...

Food tastes SO much better after you haven't been able to eat for a couple of days...

Oh yeah!!! And I don't know if anyone is familiar with the Cartoon Network's show "Assy McGee"...but the guy who stuck the camera in my butt this morning...his last name was McGee...and I couldn't help but laugh...:roflmao:
 
i just ordered the book In Cold Blood...

That book scarred my granma...now she has to check every inch of the house before she goes to sleep for 'bad guys with knives'....

~K
 
I just ate the most AMAZING shrimp alfredo...prepared by my beautiful wife...

Food tastes SO much better after you haven't been able to eat for a couple of days...

Oh yeah!!! And I don't know if anyone is familiar with the Cartoon Network's show "Assy McGee"...but the guy who stuck the camera in my butt this morning...his last name was McGee...and I couldn't help but laugh...:roflmao:


Camel, good to hear you are doing better... but unfortunately for me (I guess) I have never heard of 'Assy McGee'. But my Cartoon Network experience is limited to Adult Swim from time to time...

Great that you can find laughter in the whole thing. And even better, it is great that you have the support you need at home... so, what is on the menu for tomorrow?

And hey, your extended internet fam (and mostly strangers) wishes you the best as well!
 
it's raining outside..two weeks til thanksgiving..:bouncy:
 
The results from all of my tests aren't back yet...but, from the bloodwork and the view from the colonoscopy...here are the possible issues:

-Crohn's Disease
-Colitis
-Celiac Disease
-IBS

Wish me luck that it's the last one...signs are pointing to #3...

Otherwise, I am just happy it's not a tumor...it's the little things...

Food is delicious...amazing, even...

And today was a glorious day at work.
 
Don't worry camel... bad things don't happen to good people... they just get tested sometimes 🙂
 
Actually...if it's Celiac disease, it might force me to eat healthier...so I just want to know at this point what is going on...so that I can adjust my diet/life accordingly.

Today is FRIDAY!!! YAY!!!!!

Tomorrow my Wife/Ler is taking a big exam...and then another one on monday...in pre-graduation-from-a-master's-program preparation. YAY WIFE/LER!!!! I'm so proud of her...
 
i know someone with crohn's disease...feel free to pm me if it's that one..

hmm i'm sitting here waiting for hubby to shower and get out of here so i can shower..:rant:

i did a really really stupid thing yesterday that could have cost me my life and more...
 
i walked on the treadmill while watching Witness to Jonestown..

my husband just went out driving in my miata...and it's like snowing out..almost..

i shall have tacos tonight...first time i made those in over twenty years..wow..
 
Those golfers that attacked my shop turned out to be rugby players in disguise. No wonder they were so big (and numerous).
 
It was a glorious weekend...and I hope that everyone else's weekend was equally glorious, if not more so.

This is a big week coming up...interviews, job offers, test results, and meetings with CEO's...

Hooray for big weeks!!!

And...THE STEELERS WON!!! PLEASE tell me someone else saw the last 5 mins of that game...WOW!!! GO STEELERS!!!!
 
My daughter had her first Speech and Drama Team meet this weekend. She did solo acting and radio broadcast. She didn't make the finals, but did good on her first meet. The school's team placed second overall, losing to a "Performing Arts" school in the Lexington area. I was pressed into duty judging one of the Improvisation Duo rounds and the Poetry final. Was challenging to say the least...
 
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