Things not to do in the kitchen

[Dr. Vollin]

 

[spike102]

For me, i shouldn't cook.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Have sex on the same kitchen table that you plan on having your friends and family eat on a couple hours later

 

[milagros317]

Urinate in the sink. 😱

 

[Bizkit]

 

[General Zod]

Fry food while you are naked

 

[milagros317]

Sneeze into what's cooking.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

shuffleboard.

 

[milagros317]

Juggle the wine glasses. 😛

 

[General Zod]

near an open jar of mayonnaise

 

[milagros317]

Sprinkle ground glass into the mashed potatoes. 😱

 

[Helena]

Don't let the smoke detector go off: open a window.

 

[kered]

Teabag a ham sammich before serving it to your soon to be ex-girlfriend in the dining room.

 

[milagros317]

Spit into the soup.

 

[Helena]

Laugh while balancing fine china on your head.

 

[milagros317]

Put the cat up on the table after it has been set.

 

[Artoo]

Get your tongue stuck to a Vodka ice slide.

 

[milagros317]

Leave the ice tray out overnight.

 

[Helena]

rollerblade

 

[milagros317]

Dry off your wet cat in the microwave. 😱

 

[kered]

Never slap your genitalia with a hot, greasy spatula.

 

[Ghris]

Throw carving knives around in a flashy manner like I'm often only-just-not-found-doing...

 

[milagros317]

Forget to put the top on the blender before turning it on. 😱

 

[Helena]

Let Kered borrow your electric mixer for ANYTHING.

 

[milagros317]

Lose the cover to the garbage disposal.