Things not to do in the kitchen

[milagros317]

urinate into the pasta colander 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

leave the frozen pizza in the oven passed the time it's supposed to be

 

[paracarl44]

Never open a can/bottle of soda that has been shook up over the floor.

 

[milagros317]

turn the oven on and then go away on an errand 😱

 

[paracarl44]

Have something boiling and leave the kitchen.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...don't drink the milk that's solidified.

 

[milagros317]

Don't urinate into the frying pan.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Do NOT eat a cow's head raw.

 

[milagros317]

Don't use the microwave to warm up your puppy. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

Don't sneeze when you are working with flour.

 

[milagros317]

Don't practice juggling near a pot of boiling water. 😛

 

[stroker]

Dont handle Birds Eye chillis then go for a pee without washing your hands beforehand. Oh sweet Jesus.the pain.

 

[milagros317]

Do not sneeze into the pasta.

 

[Jagermeistered]

No 'secret' recipes, while watching porn and making sauce...

 

[Helena]

No 'secret' recipes, while watching porn and making sauce...

This was as creative as it was disturbing.

 

[Jagermeistered]

This was as creative as it was disturbing.

I was thinking what they do at those fast food places every once in a while... It was probably just those movies I alway watch.

 

[Helena]

I was thinking what they do at those fast food places every once in a while... It was probably just those movies I alway watch.

Always be nice to the wait staff. Always. There are all kinds of secret ingredients that can be added to a dinner. LOL
Which movie were you thinking of?

 

[Jagermeistered]

Can't think of the title upfront; but it dealt with an overweight cook, and breakfast food... I was also thinking about the 'old secret sauce' jokes.

 

[Helena]

Can't think of the title upfront; but it dealt with an overweight cook, and breakfast food... I was also thinking about the 'old secret sauce' jokes.

You should google the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. I'll bet he''s got a couple of secret ingredients.

 

[Jagermeistered]

You should google the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. I'll bet he''s got a couple of secret ingredients.

Will do...

Thank you, dear! 🙂

 

[Kennethparker]

Have sex on the same kitchen table that you plan on having your friends and family eat on a couple hours later

Not an Bad Idea..🙂

 

[paracarl44]

Don't forget to put the top on the blender when in use.

 

[milagros317]

Do not vomit onto the serving utensils.

 

[paracarl44]

Don't drop your cookie batter on the floor.

 

[milagros317]

Do not vomit into the soup.