Things not to do in the kitchen

[AmishTickler]

Stick your finger in the garbage disposal.

 

[milagros317]

Do not vomit into the lamb stew.

 

[Helena]

Do not vomit into the lamb stew.

Don't serve me pot roast. Ever.

 

[JaneyD]

Forget to start your timer when baking. :O

 

[AmishTickler]

stick aluminum foil in the microwave :microsmiley:

 

[milagros317]

Do not vomit into the chicken soup.

 

[Helena]

Do not vomit into the chicken soup.

Avoid the soup completely.

 

[milagros317]

Do not urinate into the chicken soup either.

 

[AmishTickler]

burn your biscuit 😀

 

[milagros317]

Don't vomit into the New England style clam chowder.

 

[PhoenixRising]

Do not fart near a lit gas stove.

 

[Gothika]

put chicken in the toaster lol

 

[Angel77]

flip pancakes with your wee wee

 

[Gothika]

^lol

try to cook with your smart phone

 

[milagros317]

Do not urinate into the pasta.

 

[PhoenixRising]

put your dick in the toaster

 

[Gothika]

^lol


itch your butt and make sanwiches

 

[milagros317]

Do not vomit onto the pizza.

 

[paracarl44]

Don't put metal objects in the microwave.

 

[milagros317]

Do not urinate onto the pizza.

 

[paracarl44]

Do not sneeze while rolling dough.

 

[milagros317]

Do not urinate into the cookie dough.

 

[paracarl44]

If you cook cabbage it will smell up your whole house.

 

[milagros317]

And Milagros, I think you can just say "Do not urinate" period. Is it EVER a good idea to urinate in the kitchen? lol

OK. Do not ever urinate in the kitchen.

 

[Huth]

do not tickle anyone who is standing in front of the oven