Things not to do in the kitchen

[Helena]

Look through the kitchen window at the neighbor's apt: you don't want to know what they are doing. Trust me.

 

[milagros317]

Drop a glass bottle of maple syrup. 😱

 

[Jason Reborn]

cook chicken that hasn't completely thawed out from being out of the freezer for only 2 hours

 

[drewskee]

Take a shit.

 

[paracarl44]

Start an argument with your wife while she is holding a butcher knife.

 

[Angel77]

Fry bacon while naked. Ow.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Put frozen food in really hot oil. Trust me I did it once and almost caught the house on fire.

 

[milagros317]

Urinate in the sink.

 

[paracarl44]

Heat beans uncovered in the microwave.

 

[texastickler]

Taking a bath in the sink. Not a good idea.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

😱 NEVER put full, unopened cans of pop in the trash compactor!

 

[paracarl44]

Never let soda freeze in the freezer when you only wanted to quick chill them.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Don't dump hot bacon grease in the trash can... it melts the bag.

 

[paracarl44]

Do not spill soda on the floor because it is a sticky mess to clean up.

 

[thetmfobserver]

tickle someone who is juggling kitchen knives

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Don't try to toast a bagel with a TIG welder

 

[paracarl44]

Don't try to hard boil eggs in a microwave.

 

[Gothika]

fart near the flame on the stove

 

[thetmfobserver]

stick your head in the oven to eat the food stuck to the grate

 

[paracarl44]

Don't take things out of the hot oven without hot pads.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Don't stick a can of soda in the freezer and forget about it.

 

[Angel77]

Fry bacon naked. Seriously. Don't do it. *winces*

 

[leafstk]

^ouch! 😱

Flip some pork tenderloin

 

[milagros317]

vomit onto the food being prepared

 

[Jason Reborn]

be on the recieving end of tickle torture while cooking with oil/grease