V voided9 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 3,105 Points 0 May 15, 2013 #101 Don't stick a fork in a toaster that's plugged in.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jul 13, 2014 #102 Do not leave something in the microwave and forget about it.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Jul 13, 2014 #103 Do not urinate into the donuts.
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,754 Points 83 Jul 15, 2014 #104 Do not leave the freezer door open
P Park CollegeO TMF Expert Joined Sep 7, 2013 Messages 432 Points 18 Jul 16, 2014 #105 do not smoke weed
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Jul 19, 2014 #106 Do not urinate into the edamame.
Bohemianne 1st Level Black Feather Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 8,217 Points 38 Jul 19, 2014 #107 Don't fart. Ever.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Jul 20, 2014 #108 Do not urinate into the fruit salad.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Feb 5, 2016 #109 Do no drop a white pill on to a white floor.
S sman9000 TMF Master Joined Oct 11, 2007 Messages 756 Points 18 Feb 5, 2016 #110 Do not chop veggies without a chopping board.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 6, 2016 #111 Do not piss into the soup.
kered Level of Ruby Feather Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,122 Points 0 Feb 6, 2016 #112 Don't stab yourself in the foot.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 7, 2016 #113 Do not piss into the roast chicken.
Bohemianne 1st Level Black Feather Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 8,217 Points 38 Feb 14, 2016 #114 Do not bring and train a kangaroo, ever!
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 14, 2016 #115 Do not piss into the roast beef.
kered Level of Ruby Feather Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,122 Points 0 Feb 14, 2016 #116 Do not lay any "private parts" under a casserole dish that is fresh out of the oven!!
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 16, 2016 #117 Do not piss into the roast duck.
Bohemianne 1st Level Black Feather Joined May 11, 2007 Messages 8,217 Points 38 Feb 19, 2016 #118 Do not invite cannibals for a cup of tea. 😱
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 19, 2016 #119 Do not piss into the roast pork.
T Texastkl 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Apr 3, 2013 Messages 1,340 Points 36 Feb 19, 2016 #120 Cook naked and use bacon grease
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Feb 20, 2016 #121 Do not piss into the asparagus.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Apr 3, 2017 #122 Do not sneeze while working with flour.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Apr 3, 2017 #123 Do not piss into the beets.
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Apr 15, 2017 #124 Leave red beet stains to dry.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 610,255 Points 113 Apr 15, 2017 #125 Do not piss into the carrots.